Mark Twain- “A plan for the improvement of the English language”

For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet.

The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later.

Year 2 might reform...

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Are you made from Na, selenium and xenon?

Because you are sodium SeXe.

Little Johnny and the drawing project

One morning to spice things up, teacher decided to have a classroom drawing project. One person would start, then the next student would add to the drawing. She asked the students who wanted to start first, so little Johnny raised his hand. Knowing little Johnny had a disturbed mind, she decided ...

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What do you get when you combine Helium, Yttrium, Selenium, and Xenon?

**HeYSeXe**

OJ's son must have been the murderer....

... because when he went to OJ that night to borrow his car keys, OJ said, "..go aXe your mother"

(Racist) My daughter had her black boyfriend thrown in jail for planning to kill me. When I asked her what happened, she said....

... "He told me he wanted to marry me, but he'd have to aXe you first."

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