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An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese man are hired at a construction site.

The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the large, muscular, Scotsman he says, "You're in charge of shoveling."

To the slightly less muscular but still large Italian man, he says, "You're in charge of sweeping."

And to the skinny Chinese man he says, "You're in charge of...

What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 feet long ?

A pi-thon

What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long?

A "Pi"-thon.

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Once upon a time, in Scotland...

A man is using his hand to scoop some water from a Scottish Highland brook. He is about to drink when he is interrupted by a local shouting a warning: “Dinnae drink thon water, mun, it’s foo o’ coo’s shite ’n’ pish.”

The man peers over at the local and calls back, “My good fellow, I’m English...

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Where ?

A rather large man walked up to a cop near a busy intersection. He tapped the cop on the shoulder asked " Excuth me , can you tell me how to get to thirthy thirt theet ? "
The cop ignored him so he asked again " Excuth me , can you tell me how to get to thirthy thirt theet ! "
The cop still i...

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