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Xenomorph Jokes

My friend was telling me about Xenomorphs and Facehuggers....

It's all Alien to me.

Why is it best to be inside by dark during Xenomorph mating season?

They moistly only come out at night...moistly.

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You're god damn right I'm xenophobic!

They're always causing problems, they kill people indiscriminately and I don't know what's worse, the acid blood or their little mouth in a mouth thing. Xenomorphs can just dick right off, and I'd bet they don't pay their taxes.


Sorry this joke has been in my head for like 3 days.

I can never understand why Xenophobia is considered ignorant...

Given their immense potential for death and destruction, I personally find the fear of Xenomorphs to be perfectly sensible.

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