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Xerox Jokes

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Why did the idiot sit on a Xerox machine?

His doctor told him he needed a colon ass copy.

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Guy goes to the doctor

"Doc, you gotta help me. I can't even think about getting out of bed without making love to my wife. I pick up my secretary up for a ride to work and she gives me a BJ on the way.

Doc says "Ok."

Guy says, " Around 10 or so, I'll take one of the receptionists into Xerox room and we'll d...

Xerox and Wurlitzer are going to merge...

They're going to market reproductive organs.

How does the German counterfeiter take his bourbon?

On Xerox.

I once spent 5 minutes trying to remove a photocopied image of a staple from a document.

Nothing worked until I xeroxed the staple remover.

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So I got caught copying my friends test in class...

I think the teacher heard my Xerox machine.

You gotta be careful on social media these days.

I mean, just today I accepted a friend request from Xerox. Turns out it was a scan.

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Titles are really hard, but jokes are a bit easier.

A scientist invented a machine that could combine anything for form a hybrid of the objects.


He goes to a convention to present the machine.
For his presentations he decided to combine himself with two objects.

He stands in front of the crowd and brings out a xerox machine an...

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So a guy goes to a doctor..

So a guy goes to a doctor and he says, "Doctor, you gotta help me! Every morning, I get up, I fuck my wife. Then I carpool to work with my neighbor's wife and on the way she BLOWS me! Then I get to work, and every time I go into the Xerox room, one of the young girls follows me in so I fuck her on t...

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Computer idiots (Warning: Old)

Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.

1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the many calls asking where the "Any" k...

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