I tried to ask Google for some good chemistry jokes.
But it just kept returning "Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Oxygen Fluorine Fluorine."
What did the student say after learning all the symbols on the periodic table?
“Fluorine-Uranium-Carbon-Potassium this! Never again!”
Some (eye-rolling) Chemistry Pick-up Lines for the Valentine's season
* Are you made of Carbon? Because it feels like my world revolves around you. * You're my Lithium. * Are you an anion? Because I'm positive we're meant to be together. * My heart is made of Gallium. It melts when you're close to me. * Are you Fluorine? Because i can't seem to get myself ...