Two men, Chlorine and Fluorine walk into a bar. The bartender greets them
What did Chlorine say upon reacting with Fluorine?
in another world, there's a guy that was made out of carbon, helium, and fluorine. do you know what he is?
he's a CHeF......
Have you ever poured fluorine on cesium?
I've heard it's a blast
Why did the element Fluorine get a copyright strike?
Because it was extremely reactive
What did the student say after learning all the symbols on the periodic table?
“Fluorine-Uranium-Carbon-Potassium this! Never again!”
I tried to ask Google for some good chemistry jokes.
But it just kept returning "Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Oxygen Fluorine Fluorine."
Some (eye-rolling) Chemistry Pick-up Lines for the Valentine's season
* Are you made of Carbon? Because it feels like my world revolves around you. * You're my Lithium. * Are you an anion? Because I'm positive we're meant to be together. * My heart is made of Gallium. It melts when you're close to me. * Are you Fluorine? Because i can't seem to get myself ...