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I dropped my mixture of fluorine, uranium, carbon, and potassium.

FUCK

Two men, Chlorine and Fluorine walk into a bar. The bartender greets them

Halo gens
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What did Chlorine say upon reacting with Fluorine?

No Bromo
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Why did the element Fluorine get a copyright strike?

Because it was extremely reactive
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What four elements are you not allowed to bring to your job?

Nitrogen, sulfur, fluorine, and tungsten…because they are NSFW.
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My chemistry teacher wrote me a heartfelt chemistry poem:

Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, Potassium, Yttrium, Oxygen, Uranium.
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What did the drunk college freshman(chemistry major) say?

Boron Argon Fluorine
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Some (eye-rolling) Chemistry Pick-up Lines for the Valentine's season

* Are you made of Carbon? Because it feels like my world revolves around you.
* You're my Lithium.
* Are you an anion? Because I'm positive we're meant to be together.
* My heart is made of Gallium. It melts when you're close to me.
* Are you Fluorine? Because i can't seem to get myself ...
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What did the student say after learning all the symbols on the periodic table?

“Fluorine-Uranium-Carbon-Potassium this! Never again!”
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