Noble gas jokes are rubbish

I never get a reaction from them...

A noble gas walks into a bar

The bartender says
“We don’t serve your kind here”

The noble gas has no reaction.

Why did the noble gas cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

What do you call a pirate/noble gas that lost the pirate accent

Arrr-gone

What did the noble gas sound like when he laughed?

He He He

Helium saved 6 people from a house fire.

He’s such a noble gas.

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Helium

Helium walks into a bar, where he sees Argon, Krypton, and Neon sitting at a table. They cast dirty looks in his direction. Neon stands up and shouts across the bar, "Get your ass out of here! You don't deserve to be a noble gas, and they won't serve your kind here!"

Helium does not react.

Chemistry jokes

1. Did you hear about the chemist who got cooled to -273.15°C? He's 0K now.

2. What's the most electronegative state? Fluorida.

3. Wanna hear a joke about sodium bromite? NaBrO

4. Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses here!" H...

Don’t send a noble gas as a make-up present.

They change nothing.

Why did no one in the King's court laugh when the king farted?

Because noble gases don't cause a reaction.

If a king farts...

Is it considered a noble gas?

A man walks into...

A chemical store and asks the man there for some noble gas.

The man replies "sorry, we don't have Ne"

Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

Helium walks into a bar.

Or, rather than walks, floats; for helium, at room temperature, is a gas, and thus has no legs with which to walk, and, due to its lighter-than-air nature, does not sink to the ground. The bartender himself is confused, for not only is helium invisible to the naked eye in the absence of another obje...

Science Jokes

A virus walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve viruses in this bar."
The virus replaces the bartender and says, "Now we do."


An infectious disease walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve infectious diseases in this bar."
The infectious disease says, "wel...

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