Noble Gas Jokes

I never get a reaction from them...

The bartender says
“We don’t serve your kind here”

The noble gas has no reaction.

all of his friends argon

He He He

sadly nobody reacted

He wanted to get his xen-on.

Cuz I'm Og.

(yay for the completion of the 7th row of the periodic table!)

He’s such a noble gas.

Arrr-gone

1. Did you hear about the chemist who got cooled to -273.15°C? He's 0K now.

2. What's the most electronegative state? Fluorida.

3. Wanna hear a joke about sodium bromite? NaBrO

4. Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses here!" H... read more

Is it considered a noble gas?

It must have been a noble gas.

They change nothing.

Or, rather than walks, floats; for helium, at room temperature, is a gas, and thus has no legs with which to walk, and, due to its lighter-than-air nature, does not sink to the ground. The bartender himself is confused, for not only is helium invisible to the naked eye in the absence of another obje... read more

A chemical store and asks the man there for some noble gas.

The man replies "sorry, we don't have Ne"

A virus walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve viruses in this bar."
The virus replaces the bartender and says, "Now we do."


An infectious disease walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve infectious diseases in this bar."
The infectious disease says, "wel... read more

Because noble gases don't cause a reaction.

Because noble gases are nonreactive.