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Xenophobia Jokes

I like to disassociate myself from the word 'Xenophobia'

It's a bit too foreign-sounding for my liking.

I don’t like the word xenophobia.

It sounds so foreign.

I’ve just been told I have xenophobia.

I bet I caught it off some damn foreigner.

My doctor just diagnosed me as suffering from xenophobia.

I bet I caught it from one of those bloody foreigners.

I can never understand why Xenophobia is considered ignorant...

Given their immense potential for death and destruction, I personally find the fear of Xenomorphs to be perfectly sensible.

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I'm torn: on the one hand, I absolutely hate xenophobia, sexism, and racism

on the other hand, orange is my favorite color.

My little girl just said to me: Dad, how is progress possible if our growth is stunted by perpetual tribalism and xenophobia?

And I said......Wow, you're a German Shepherd, I didn't know you could do that.

I cried the first time I saw Alien.

My friends told me I have xenophobia.

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“Oi, you!”

“Sheep shagger!” yelled the man as Llewelyn Jones walked down the high street, pointedly ignoring him.

“Yeah you, sheep shagger! Fucking sheep shagger!” slurred the man, before throwing his beer can into some petunia bushes and stumbling off in the other direction.

“The youth of today...

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