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Helium, neon, argon, krypton, xenon and argon walk into a bar.

The bartender shouts at them: "GET OUT!"

They didn't react.

Iodine accidentally killed Xenon

Panicking, it asked its friend Cesium what to do with the body, to which Cesium responded:

“Barium”

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What do you get when you combine Helium, Yttrium, Selenium, and Xenon?

**HeYSeXe**

Husband: My wife is missing. She went to rescue people from the flood yesterday and has not come home ...

Sergeant at Police Station:
What is her height?

Husband:
Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sergeant:
Weight?

Husband:
Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant:
Color of eyes?

Husband:
Sort of brown I think. Never really ...

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Are you made from Na, selenium and xenon?

Because you are sodium SeXe.

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