Iodine accidentally killed Xenon

Panicking, it asked its friend Cesium what to do with the body, to which Cesium responded:

“Barium”

Helium, neon, argon, krypton, xenon and argon walk into a bar.

The bartender shouts at them: "GET OUT!"

They didn't react.

What do you call it when Argon, Neon, Krypton, Xenon, Radon, and Helium frequently attend church?

Noble Masses.

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Are you made from Na, selenium and xenon?

Because you are sodium SeXe.

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What do you get when you combine Helium, Yttrium, Selenium, and Xenon?

**HeYSeXe**

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What is her height?

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Sergeant:
Weight?

Husband:
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Sergeant:
Color of eyes?

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