What pronouns does a chocolate bar use?

Her/she’s

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would his pronouns be?

Hee/Hee

A teacher notices a kid not paying attention, points at him and asks him to name two pronouns

Who? Me?

What pronouns does Rosemary like to go by?

She/Herb.

What are Snoop Dogg's pronouns?

Hizzle/shizzle.

My wife was fussing at me for using the wrong pronouns with her.

I was like, “Dude...”

How did the chocolatier respond when asked for their pronouns?

Her/she!

What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?

hee/hee

Hi, I'm an identity thief.



My pronouns are you/yours.

My preferred pronoun is "letter"

I was born female, but I identify as mail

A man walks into an LGBTQ centre.

He walks up to the front desk and introduces himself. "Hello, I identify as a chocolate bar. Can I join?"

The receptionist replies "Sir, that's disgraceful! You're mocking the community. We're going to have to ask you to leave."

"You can't call me sir!" The man exclaims. "I use her/she...

TEACHER: Today you'll give an example of a pronoun each and form a sentence with it.

JOHN: HER

TEACHER: Ok, your sentence?

JOHN: Give her her book. It's hers.

TEACHER: That's good. Yes who's next?


DAVE: HIM

TEACHER: Your Sentence?

DAVE: Give him him book. It's hims.

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What pronouns does a person who sexualy identifies as Michael Jackson use?

He/heee

Are there a lot of first-person singular objective pronouns…

…or is it just me?

Yo mama so fat,

her preferred pronoun is they

I identify as an ambulance

My pronouns are wee/woo

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

What is a pronoun?

Yes. It can also be an adverb.

I told my Italian housemate that "I'm not a materialist", he asked "is that a pronoun?",

I replied "no, it's more anti noun"

It's no wonder women love chocolate so much. Their pronouns give it away.

Her/she

Is there more than one singular first person objective pronoun?

Or is it just me?

I'm one of the world's greatest calligraphers, but only with pronouns, for some reason.

Fancy that.

Lucky Pronouns.

Teacher :Sammy, can you give me 2 pronouns?

Sammy : Who? Me?

Teacher : Very good. That's correct!

A lot of people think Michael Jackson's Pronouns were He/Him, but in reality,

Michael's preferred prounouns were He/He

Name two pronouns..

Who, me??

I saw a couple of adjectives and a pronoun nervously smoking outside court yesterday.

Probably awaiting sentencing.

How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?

Your's is possessive

Today, I identify as a Giant.

My pronouns are fee, fo, fi, and fum.

What do you call a noun that is very good at its job?

A pronoun

What do you get when you combine silver, a personal pronoun, a tattoo, and the short form of Edward?

What do you get when you combine silver, a personal pronoun, a tattoo, and the short form of Edward?

Ag I tat Ed.

I'm veeeerrrryyyyy agitated.

Steve says nouns are his favorite type of word

I guess you could say he is a pronoun.

My son's teacher has been giving him poor marks for grammar.

At a parent-teacher conference, she was really lording it over me.

"You know, I consulted on the latest version of the Chicago Manual of Style."

"Oh, wow, that's—"

"And I have a Master's from Cornell."

"Yes, I saw the degree when I walked in, but my son really needs—"...

A supermarket greeter gets a new job at Asda

About two hours into his first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. He said pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome to Asda. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?’
T...

I just realized how woke Nintendo is.

The Wii and WiiU may be the first consoles in history to have preferred personal pronouns.

Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?

It uses Hershey pronouns.

I identify as Giantkin.

My pronouns are Phe/Phi/Pho/Phum and i'd like you to respect them please.

Both a Joke and a True Story

My girlfriend's middle name is Lee.



The other day we were discussing how we can't distinguish the difference between various English language describing words: verb, noun, pronoun, adjective etc.



She turns to me, deadpan, and says "I always remember adverb because I am ...

My high school English teacher was so mean!

She would walk around the classroom and stop to ask students random grammar questions. I remember this one time she was walking by my desk and she stopped, pointed at me and said "Quick, name 2 pronouns!"


Startled, I looked at her and replied "who, me?"

What do you call someone who was dropped on their head as a baby?

Hard to say- every one of them has their own pronouns now.

Let me tell you a little about myself...

It's a reflexive pronoun that means 'me'...

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms.

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"I just deleted all the German names off my phone."

***"It's Hans free"***

*Funniest joke at this years Fringe by Darren Walsh.*

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2 -"Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West" - Stewart Francis

3 - "Surely every car is a people carrier?" - Adam Hess

4 - "...

Simple instructions from an English teacher for a great essay.

1. Don't use no double negatives.
2. Don't abbrev.
3. Personally, in my opinion, a writer or essayist should not make use of too many words or phrases which he does not necessarily need in many cases.
4. About sentence fragments.
5. Dont, use, commas, when they are, unnecessary.
6. Ke...

I'm all for people, places, and things.

I guess you could say I am pronouns.

Why doesn't Switzerland make good cars?

You can only put them in neutral.

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