What pronouns does a chocolate bar use?

Her/she’s

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would his pronouns be?

Hee/Hee

A teacher notices a kid not paying attention, points at him and asks him to name two pronouns

Who? Me?

Hi, I'm an identity thief.



My pronouns are you/yours.

What are Snoop Dogg's pronouns?

Hizzle/shizzle.

I identify as an ambulance

My pronouns are wee/woo

What’s a male Jewish New Zealanders pronouns?

He/Brew

My wife was fussing at me for using the wrong pronouns with her.

I was like, “Dude...”

What pronouns does Rosemary like to go by?

She/Herb.

Did you hear what Emma Watson's new pronouns are?

(Her, My & He)

What pronouns does a Chicagoan use to identify as non-binary?

Dey or dem

What are a male donkey’s pronouns?

He / haw

I'm changing my pronouns to "Almond Joy/Mounds"...

...because sometimes you feel like a nut, and sometimes you don't.

Are there a lot of first-person singular objective pronouns…

…or is it just me?

A supermarket greeter gets a new job at Asda

About two hours into his first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. He said pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome to Asda. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?’
T...

What are the pronouns for someone who identifies as an attack helicopter?

Apache/Apachim

I had a pretty bad case of food poisoning this week. After a couple of days I decided it was time to update my pronouns.

Her/She/Squirts

What are Perry The Platypus’ pronouns?

Do Be Do/Be Do Bah

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I sexually identify as chocolate

My pronouns are Her-She

The teacher asked to name two pronouns.

I said "Who, me?"

I'm Jewish and Nonbinary.

My pronouns are oy/they.

My uncle's joke he just came up with: What are chocolate's preferred pronouns?

Her, She

What would a donkey's pronouns be?

Hee-Her

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What pronouns does a person who sexualy identifies as Michael Jackson use?

He/heee

It's no wonder women love chocolate so much. Their pronouns give it away.

Her/she

I'm coming out as binary.

My pronouns are 00110101 and 10100110.

Politically correct

I identify as as a comedian
My pronouns are HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE

How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?

Your's is possessive

Yo mama so fat,

her preferred pronoun is they

Today, I identify as a Giant.

My pronouns are fee, fo, fi, and fum.

My preferred pronoun is "letter"

I was born female, but I identify as mail

What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?

hee/hee

I told my Italian housemate that "I'm not a materialist", he asked "is that a pronoun?",

I replied "no, it's more anti noun"

Lucky Pronouns.

Teacher :Sammy, can you give me 2 pronouns?

Sammy : Who? Me?

Teacher : Very good. That's correct!

Is there more than one singular first person objective pronoun?

Or is it just me?

TEACHER: Today you'll give an example of a pronoun each and form a sentence with it.

JOHN: HER

TEACHER: Ok, your sentence?

JOHN: Give her her book. It's hers.

TEACHER: That's good. Yes who's next?


DAVE: HIM

TEACHER: Your Sentence?

DAVE: Give him him book. It's hims.

A man walks into an LGBTQ centre.

He walks up to the front desk and introduces himself. "Hello, I identify as a chocolate bar. Can I join?"

The receptionist replies "Sir, that's disgraceful! You're mocking the community. We're going to have to ask you to leave."

"You can't call me sir!" The man exclaims. "I use her/she...

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

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"I just deleted all the German names off my phone."

***"It's Hans free"***

*Funniest joke at this years Fringe by Darren Walsh.*

**The rest of the top ten.**

2 -"Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West" - Stewart Francis

3 - "Surely every car is a people carrier?" - Adam Hess

4 - "...

Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?

It uses Hershey pronouns.

It's important to distinguish pronouns from verbs

That is, if you want to use damn well

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The Grammar of F***

Transitive Verb: "I want you to fuck me until I can't walk."

Intransitive Verb: "We fucked until my dick fell off."

Phrasal Verb: "I'm going to royally fuck you up."

Noun: "That guy is such a dumb fuck."

Pronoun: "Look who fuck-face over there brought to the party."
...

I saw a couple of adjectives and a pronoun nervously smoking outside court yesterday.

Probably awaiting sentencing.

What do you call a noun that is very good at its job?

A pronoun

Let me tell you a little about myself...

It's a reflexive pronoun that means 'me'...

Student and Teacher conversations

Teacher: John, give me a sentence starting with " I ".
John: I is...
Teacher: No, John. Always say, "I am."
John: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Teacher: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
John: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
John: Mayb...

What do you get when you combine silver, a personal pronoun, a tattoo, and the short form of Edward?

What do you get when you combine silver, a personal pronoun, a tattoo, and the short form of Edward?

Ag I tat Ed.

I'm veeeerrrryyyyy agitated.

I'm still learning my pronouns...

But that is neither here nor there.

I just realized how woke Nintendo is.

The Wii and WiiU may be the first consoles in history to have preferred personal pronouns.

My high school English teacher was so mean!

She would walk around the classroom and stop to ask students random grammar questions. I remember this one time she was walking by my desk and she stopped, pointed at me and said "Quick, name 2 pronouns!"


Startled, I looked at her and replied "who, me?"

Simple instructions from an English teacher for a great essay.

1. Don't use no double negatives.
2. Don't abbrev.
3. Personally, in my opinion, a writer or essayist should not make use of too many words or phrases which he does not necessarily need in many cases.
4. About sentence fragments.
5. Dont, use, commas, when they are, unnecessary.
6. Ke...

What is a pronoun?

Yes. It can also be an adverb.

A lot of people think Michael Jackson's Pronouns were He/Him, but in reality,

Michael's preferred prounouns were He/He

Both a Joke and a True Story

My girlfriend's middle name is Lee.



The other day we were discussing how we can't distinguish the difference between various English language describing words: verb, noun, pronoun, adjective etc.



She turns to me, deadpan, and says "I always remember adverb because I am ...

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms.

I identify as Giantkin.

My pronouns are Phe/Phi/Pho/Phum and i'd like you to respect them please.

I'm all for people, places, and things.

I guess you could say I am pronouns.

What do you call someone who was dropped on their head as a baby?

Hard to say- every one of them has their own pronouns now.

Why doesn't Switzerland make good cars?

You can only put them in neutral.

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