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Wooden Shoe Jokes

There was a wooden shoe in my toilet.

It was clogged. I think it was sabot-age.

I got so mad at these uncomfortable wooden shoes that I tried to flush them down the toilet.

Worst clog ever.

My wife didn't like the wooden shoes I made for her, tried to flush them down the toilet.

Now the damn thing's clogged.

Found a wooden shoe in my toilet

it was clogged



saw on last comic standing

TIL wooden shoe failure is responsible for multiple deaths each year in the Netherlands. The incidents are archived on this government website.

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Knock knock!

Who's there?

Wooden Shoe.

Wooden Shoe who?

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Wooden shoe?

My friend and I saw a pair of clogs.

They said, "I think those go on your feet."

I said, "you would say that, wooden shoe."

Why did Joe the shoemaker ask for help from the carpenter?

Wooden shoe like to know?

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you.

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A Dutch man goes to a cobbler

Wanting his wooden clogs fixed.

“What’s wrong with them?” asks the shop owner.

“Well you see,” says the Dutchman, “these are my work boots. They’re getting worn out and have some holes in them. Could you fix them up?”

The owner had never fixed wooden shoes, but he figured it ...

Someone asked me the other day, "What's with those clogs you keep wearing?" I replied,

"Wooden shoe like to know."

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