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Clogging Jokes

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How do you describe an angry Mike Tyson after clogging his toilet?

Flushturd

A guy died from arteries clogging.

The doctors' efforts were in vein.

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A good friend of mine asked a plumber the best way to avoid clogging the toilet. The plumber told him he should only pee and never poop.

My friend was like, "Really? No shit?"

Why is it a bad idea to flush old wooden Dutch shoes down a toilet?

It would start Clogging up

Plumbing

I like the Mario games and all, but... I have a hard time seeing Mario as a plumber when his entire life revolves around clogging some pipes

I was talking to my plumber...

I told him, "Mario, I'm growing a big bushy mustache like yours, so I got this hair trap to prevent the stray mustache hairs from clogging my drain. It's working great, and I'm thinking of keeping the mustache, so I figure maybe I should get some plumbing epoxy and affix the hair trap to the pipes. ...

I like to start my mornings with a nice warm cup of Joe...

...But dammit, his fingers keep clogging up my blender!

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