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How do you describe an angry Mike Tyson after clogging his toilet?

Flushturd

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A good friend of mine asked a plumber the best way to avoid clogging the toilet. The plumber told him he should only pee and never poop.

My friend was like, "Really? No shit?"

Why is it a bad idea to flush old wooden Dutch shoes down a toilet?

It would start Clogging up

A guy died from arteries clogging.

The doctors' efforts were in vein.

Plumbing

I like the Mario games and all, but... I have a hard time seeing Mario as a plumber when his entire life revolves around clogging some pipes

There once was an apple farm...

...which was ran by an old farmer, his daughter, and a hired hand. One day the daughter and the hired hand were working in the cider mill when one of the cider vats became clogged. The hired hand put on a long rubber glove and set to work un-clogging it. Just then, he received a phone call from the ...

I like to start my mornings with a nice warm cup of Joe...

...But dammit, his fingers keep clogging up my blender!

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