A few years ago I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
What do you call electric footwear?
I think my doctor really likes my choice of sensible footwear…
I overheard him telling his colleague that I had, "Serious healthy shoes."
What do you call an octopus that wears footwear?
Who chops down trees and wears corrective footwear?
Hillary Clinton has become so famous that they started naming footwear after her
They call it the flip flop
What is Hillary Clintons favorite type of footwear?
Florida lawmaker Randall Thompson is forced to resign after it is revealed he spent taxpayer money on expensive footwear for his wife.
I guess Randall mishandled his panhandle sandal scandal.
Dorothy is stuck in Oz
Apparently magical footwear can't solve all of your problems. So she stays put.
Decades go by, and technology advances. Dorothy, realizing that things get boring without witches trying to murder you, gets a laptop.
She installs Internet Explorer, and the connection is terrible. Doroth...
All these what?
Whenever a Jamaican women talks about "all these terrible shootings"
I'm never sure if they mean gun violence, or footwear accessories.
Thought I'd share a favorite on my cake day
Gandhi used to walk barefoot on most days, neglecting modern footwear, and eventually grew a strong set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather weak and with his odd diet, suffered from very, very bad breath. To others he smelled atrocious, this super calloused frag...
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It's dress rehearsal time on the set of Saturday Night Live.
A new intern, having been hired for one episode, arrives at NBC's studios, excited as can be.
He heads to the front of the set and is directed into a closet to get suited up for practising an SNL sketch.
He chooses a suitable suit, pair of pants and buttons himself up. At last he comes...