My doctor really likes my choice of sensible footwear...
I overheard him telling his colleague that I had "Serious healthy shoes".
I was having lower back pain from having to stand all day at work and my wife suggested I try orthopedic footwear.
I told her it wouldn't help but she insisted.
I stand corrected.
What kinda fancy footwear does Mr.Peanut wear?
A few years ago I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer
the agony of defeat.
A clown puts on their trademark oversized footwear...
What kind of footwear do robbers use for sneaking around?
Probably Nike or Adidas
What's Anakin's least favorite footwear?
Hillary Clinton has become so famous that they started naming footwear after her
They call it the flip flop
What is Hillary Clintons favorite type of footwear?
Who chops down trees and wears corrective footwear?
What do you call an octopus that wears footwear?
What footwear does Hilary Clinton wear to the beach?
Flip flops or scandals!
Florida lawmaker Randall Thompson is forced to resign after it is revealed he spent taxpayer money on expensive footwear for his wife.
I guess Randall mishandled his panhandle sandal scandal.
A cop is speeding on the highway when he notices in his rear view mirror that he is being followed by an old lady.
Going over 100 mph, he realizes the civilian's car is going way too fast and needs to slow down. The cop begins to decelerate and the car follows suit. Eventually, the cop pulls over and the car pulls over as well. An old lady comes out of the car and stumbles up to the cop's window, almost tripping...
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Gandhi used to walk barefoot on most days, neglecting modern footwear, and eventually grew a strong set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather weak and with his odd diet, suffered from very, very bad breath. To others he smelled atrocious, this super calloused frag...
All these what?
Whenever a Jamaican women talks about "all these terrible shootings"
I'm never sure if they mean gun violence, or footwear accessories.
Dorothy is stuck in Oz
Apparently magical footwear can't solve all of your problems. So she stays put.
Decades go by, and technology advances. Dorothy, realizing that things get boring without witches trying to murder you, gets a laptop.
She installs Internet Explorer, and the connection is terrible. Doroth...
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It's dress rehearsal time on the set of Saturday Night Live.
A new intern, having been hired for one episode, arrives at NBC's studios, excited as can be.
He heads to the front of the set and is directed into a closet to get suited up for practising an SNL sketch.
He chooses a suitable suit, pair of pants and buttons himself up. At last he comes...