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Won Ton Jokes

I asked my friend to spell won ton backwards…

He said “not now”

How much does 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh?

Won Ton

Why was the clumsy asian waiter arrested?

Won Ton endangerment

How heavy is the world's heaviest dumpling?

won ton

I destroyed a bag of leftover Chinese food

It was an act of won ton destruction.

Did you hear about the guy who burnt down the Chinese restaurant?

He was charged with won ton destruction

^^*cue* ^^*groan*

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New weights and measures

1. The ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton

3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope

4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond

5. Weight an evangelist carries with Go...

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