What kind of horse does an onion ride?

A Scallion

I was eating green onions when all of a sudden, I started rhyming everything that I was saying.

It turns out, they were rap scallions.

What type of onion would Eminem be?

A Rap-Scallion

I tried a new asian burrito recently, but the green onions kept falling out.

Curse those wrap-scallions!

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