John runs a candy shop, selling mints of all kinds. Business was good, until Covid hit.
John realized he’ll have to shut down the store and risk losing his business, unless he could figure out a way to advertise and sell his confections on the Internet. His nephew suggested running a contest ...
Some shallots were hired to break some scallions out of Alcatraz...
But when the job was done and they were back on the boat, the realized that they had also sprung a leek by mistake.
I was eating green onions when all of a sudden, I started rhyming everything that I was saying.
It turns out, they were rap scallions.
What do you call a vegetable with sick beats?
A Rap Scallion
What kind of horse does an onion ride?
What type of onion would Eminem be?
I tried a new asian burrito recently, but the green onions kept falling out.
Curse those wrap-scallions!