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Why is a UTI such a bad thing?

Because it means urine trouble
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What did the doctor tell the man with a UTI?

It looks like urine trouble.
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What do you call a buff guy who predicts the weather and can treat a UTI?

A meaty urologist.





BONUS (courtesy of my girlfriend)



What do call someone who's available 24/7 and treats cancer?

An always oncologist.
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Why do urologists like UTIs?

It means urine business.
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My girlfriend constantly suffers from urinary tract infections

I told her she put the uti in cutie.
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A guy in a bar is complaining about pelvic pain and blood in his urine.

The bartender leans over and says “UTI?”

He responds: “No, I’m 2 Chainz.”
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I used to work for a traveling carnival.

My buddy got me the job as he was part of the show. He had spent years training bees to land in his hand without them stinging him. It was quite a feat. He even grew so attached the he named his most recent bee "Uty" as we were traveling through Utah at the time.

One day, I hear my buddy shou...
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