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If you call the suicide prevention line and they dont answer what you do?

You hang up

I've been googling "how to kill myself" and all that's showing up are suicide prevention sites

I'm like how is this good SEO?

"What's with that fruit taped to your mouth?" the doctor asked. "Covid-19 prevention," the patient replied.

"You need a bandana, not a banana!"

I called the suicide prevention hotline in Iraq

They got all excited and asked me if I could drive a truck.

I was being trained as a caller in a suicide prevention hotline...

...On my first day of training, my manager said;

"Let me show you the ropes!"

Suicide prevention line motto:

We never leave you hanging

I was in an 80's band called The Prevention

We were better than The Cure.

I called a suicide prevention line.

It connected me to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I felt suicidal and they asked if I could drive a truck.

What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention?

Don't get carried away.

I had a band I'd call them "Prevention"

At least we'd always be better than The Cure.

The Testicular Cancer Prevention Society called me to ask whether I received their email, and I said no.

They said, “Maybe you should check your junk.”

The only person responsible for dandruff prevention is you.

It falls on your shoulders.

Today is National Suicide Prevention Day!

Funny how its right before 9/11

This Suicide Prevention message was brought to you in part by:

**Nike**

*"Just Do It"*

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Suicide Prevention

A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a high cliff about to jump off.
A filthy tramp wandering by stopped and said, “Look, since you’ll be dead in a few minutes, and it won’t matter to you, how about a little sex before you go?”
She screamed, “NO! Bug off you filthy old basta...

I read that Logic's touching performance at the Grammys tripled calls to the suicide prevention line,

Apparently Fergie's national anthem more than quintupled them

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Definition of laziness

The art of taking rest before getting tired. Because prevention is better than cure.

I worry that if Nike sponsored a Suicide Prevention Day event...

...the words "Just Do It" would be everywhere.

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Hear about the new book that teaches both reading and STD prevention?

It's called See Dick Run.

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