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Annoyed at the lack of detail, the officer

barked, "Yes, what?" Instantly the machine

replied, "Yes, sir!"

barked, "Yes, what?" Instantly the machine

replied, "Yes, sir!"

They are not important and nobody cares about them.

They said it was weapons of math instruction.

"I'll take my chances", he said.

A friend of mine who was scared of flying and asked me one day: "What is the probability that

there will be a bomb on an airplane?" I responded that I really didn't know, but that it was certainly less than one in a million. So he asked: "Well, what is the probability that there are two bombs on ...

there will be a bomb on an airplane?" I responded that I really didn't know, but that it was certainly less than one in a million. So he asked: "Well, what is the probability that there are two bombs on ...

Wife: "What is the probability of me saying yes as per your calculation ?" That's when Aryabhatta discovered zero!!!

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