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Annoyed at the lack of detail, the officer

barked, "Yes, what?" Instantly the machine

replied, "Yes, sir!"

barked, "Yes, what?" Instantly the machine

replied, "Yes, sir!"

They are not important and nobody cares about them.

A friend of mine who was scared of flying and asked me one day: "What is the probability that

there will be a bomb on an airplane?" I responded that I really didn't know, but that it was certainly less than one in a million. So he asked: "Well, what is the probability that there are two bombs on ...

there will be a bomb on an airplane?" I responded that I really didn't know, but that it was certainly less than one in a million. So he asked: "Well, what is the probability that there are two bombs on ...

They said it was weapons of math instruction.

Wife: "What is the probability of me saying yes as per your calculation ?" That's when Aryabhatta discovered zero!!!

"I'll take my chances", he said.

And I think there's a big chance that you'll agree

For those of you that don't know, and don't have to, I am envious.

In that class, we very often had to calculate the sums of many averages.

I just wanted to pass!

So to me, I summed it up as the means to an end.

In that class, we very often had to calculate the sums of many averages.

I just wanted to pass!

So to me, I summed it up as the means to an end.

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