While testing a newly installed computer, an Army officer asked the machine to predict the probability of World War Three and promptly received a one-word answer: "Yes."

Annoyed at the lack of detail, the officer
barked, "Yes, what?" Instantly the machine
replied, "Yes, sir!"

My classmate didn't study for our test in mathematics about probability.

"I'll take my chances", he said.

Controlling probability is the best super power

And I think there's a big chance that you'll agree

What has the probability of one in five million?

Blonde: But there's no 1 in 5000000. Only a five and six zeros.

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