The final episode of Game of Thrones should end in a huge musical number where everyone comes back to life for some reason and nothing is explained and no real ending is given.

That'll cause riots.

Q: Why did Star Wars episodes 4,5, and 6 come before 1,2, and 3?

A: Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

How is GOT planning get people to stop pirating their episodes?

They started releasing episodes not worth watching.

In Star Wars Episode I, we learn (spoilers)

That Anakin Skywalker has no father, the midichlorians caused his birth.

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I guess his mom was forced into it.

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If Theresa May was put in the same situation as the first episode of Black Mirror...

Do you think she would've been okay with the Prime Minister fucking her?

In a long lost episode, Superman has a close shave with death because his cloak wasn’t the right size.

It was a narrow S cape.

What do you call the first episode of a TV series with a predominantly black cast?

A pilot, you racist

The interactive Black Mirror episode wouldn't allow the therapist to show her genitals on camera.

Banned her snatch.

Next Black Mirror episode will require

you to write and direct it yourself while Charlie Brooker goes on a vacation.

I watched the Indian version of How I Met Your Mother

There's just one episode and it was about the wedding.

Class is like a Dora The Explorer Episode

The teacher asks a question, stares blankly, then answers his own question

Why did Star Wars episode 4,5,6 came before 1,2,3?

Because in charge of planning, Yoda was.

I had bad diarrhea so I went to the doctor; they gave me some pills and said I should take one after each 'episode.'

Unfortunately all the episodes are re-runs.

I missed the latest episode of Rick & Morty

Boy, do I feel stupid now.

Damn girl are you the green fish from Spongebob season 2, episode 20: Sandy, Spongebob, and the Worm, at exactly 21:52?

Because I'm gonna eat that ass.

My workplace is like an episode of Gilmore Girls

Fast paced and full of unlikeable characters.

Why was 9/11 one of the worst episodes in American History?

It was the pilot

Why do they call the first episode a pilot?

Because without one, the show would never get off the ground.

George Lucas announced that he'd like to make several changes to Episode I.

But I say let's let Qui Gons be Qui Gons.

A vegan and an introvert walk into a room which one tells you what they are first?

None; the person who hasn't watched "a single episode of Game of Thrones" beat them to it.

So they made a documentary on Netflix about Madeline McCann....

8 episodes, roughly 8 hours, and if you watched it you watched her more than her parents did.

Ever wondered why starwars episode 4,5 and 6 came before episode 1,2 and 3.

Because, incharge of scheduling Yoda was

If Two and half men, the Big Bang theory and How I met your mother had ever done a crossover episode

It would have been called How I banged your mother with two and a half men

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Jesus Christ was featured on a recent episode of Hoarders

Apparently, his saving really got out of control!

Star Wars Episode 7-9 Titles Revealed

Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens

Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Sleeps For Five More Minutes

Star Wars Episode IX: The Force Is Late For Work

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Game of Thrones is so Fucked.

I'm not watching another episode.

How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb?

***Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***

How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

What's the difference between a Dragon Ball Z episode and a Markiplier video?

A *Dragon Ball Z* episode doesn't have as much screaming

Finally found out why MTV doesn't do crossover episodes

The FCC had some serious problems with "Pimp my Pregnant 16 Year Old."

I should have my own netflix series,

Cause gee do I have alot of episodes.

What happened to the cast of House of Cards after shooting their last episode?

Kevin Spacey held a Rapp party.

Why weren't there multiple seasons of crucifixions?

People lost interest after the Pilate episode.

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What do pussy and the Russian mafia have in common?

One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.

Source: "The OA" Part II, Episode 8, 5:30

Did you hear about the episode concept for Doctor Who where The Doctor accidentally falls into a food themed alternative dimension?

He was attacked by The Garlics

How many 'Dragonball Z' characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-over a six episode arc.



But Goku is the one to screw it in after mastering transformation into a Super Sayin Electrician.

Empire Strikes Back is still my favorite StarWars episode.

One could say it is a perfect 5/7.

Guy walks into a bar...

Find out more on the next episode of Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives.

What did Michael Sorrentino say when they asked him if he would be ok with wearing adult diapers on some of the new episodes of Jersey Shore?

It depends on The Situation.

Donald Trump is about to watch an episode of his current favorite TV show...

Orange is the New Black

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Since The Simpson's just reached the 600 episode milestone, I'd like to take a moment to remember it's importance to american history ...

Its unwaveringly realistic portrayal of the yellow people's disenfranchisement while pursuing the American Dream is a testament to our nation's tolerant spirit.

TIL that Funimation has an unreleased Dragon Ball Z episode where they just improved the whole script.

Oops. Wrong dub.

(Real oops. Meant to type improvised)