What do you call the first episode of a TV series with a predominantly black cast?

A pilot, you racist

The interactive Black Mirror episode wouldn't allow the therapist to show her genitals on camera.

Banned her snatch.

Class is like a Dora The Explorer Episode

The teacher asks a question, stares blankly, then answers his own question

I watched the Indian version of How I Met Your Mother

There's just one episode and it was about the wedding.

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If Theresa May was put in the same situation as the first episode of Black Mirror...

Do you think she would've been okay with the Prime Minister fucking her?

Next Black Mirror episode will require

you to write and direct it yourself while Charlie Brooker goes on a vacation.

Why did Star Wars Episodes 4,5,6 come before 1,2,3?

Because in charge of planning, Yoda was.

Why were the Star Wars movies released episodes 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

My workplace is like an episode of Gilmore Girls

Fast paced and full of unlikeable characters.

Damn girl are you the green fish from Spongebob season 2, episode 20: Sandy, Spongebob, and the Worm, at exactly 21:52?

Because I'm gonna eat that ass.

Next Episode On Hells Kitchen...

"Is the wine divine or vintage?"

"D-divine chef."

"Jesus Christ..."

"Yes, probably."

Why was 9/11 one of the worst episodes in American History?

It was the pilot

I missed the latest episode of Rick & Morty

Boy, do I feel stupid now.

George Lucas announced that he'd like to make several changes to Episode I.

But I say let's let Qui Gons be Qui Gons.

Why do they call the first episode a pilot?

Because without one, the show would never get off the ground.

If Two and half men, the Big Bang theory and How I met your mother had ever done a crossover episode

It would have been called How I banged your mother with two and a half men

Ever wondered why starwars episode 4,5 and 6 came before episode 1,2 and 3.

Because, incharge of scheduling Yoda was

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Jesus Christ was featured on a recent episode of Hoarders

Apparently, his saving really got out of control!

Guy walks into a bar...

Find out more on the next episode of Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives.

Star Wars Episode 7-9 Titles Revealed

Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens

Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Sleeps For Five More Minutes

Star Wars Episode IX: The Force Is Late For Work

What's the difference between a Dragon Ball Z episode and a Markiplier video?

A *Dragon Ball Z* episode doesn't have as much screaming

How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb?

***Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***

Finally found out why MTV doesn't do crossover episodes

The FCC had some serious problems with "Pimp my Pregnant 16 Year Old."

How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

What happened to the cast of House of Cards after shooting their last episode?

Kevin Spacey held a Rapp party.

How many 'Dragonball Z' characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-over a six episode arc.



But Goku is the one to screw it in after mastering transformation into a Super Sayin Electrician.

Did you hear about the episode concept for Doctor Who where The Doctor accidentally falls into a food themed alternative dimension?

He was attacked by The Garlics

Convicted hit man Jimmy "Two Shoes" McClarty.

Confessed today that he was once hired to beat a cow to death in a rice field using on two small porcelain figures. Police admit this may be the first know case of a knick knack paddy whack.

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Stoned people jokes

A stoned student was copying whatever the teacher writes on the black board, but every time the teacher clears the blackboard he throws away the paper.

2 stoned men were speaking to each other one said 'i am freezing from the air conditioner'' the other replied " i am jack, from Florida''....

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There was a farmer who had two sons.

His wife died as soon as she gave birth to the second son. Because of this, the farmer always blamed his second son for his mother's death. But he did not fail in his responsibilities as a father. The farmer was poor but he worked really hard to get his two sons in grad school. They didn't do well e...

Empire Strikes Back is still my favorite StarWars episode.

One could say it is a perfect 5/7.

Donald Trump is about to watch an episode of his current favorite TV show...

Orange is the New Black

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Since The Simpson's just reached the 600 episode milestone, I'd like to take a moment to remember it's importance to american history ...

Its unwaveringly realistic portrayal of the yellow people's disenfranchisement while pursuing the American Dream is a testament to our nation's tolerant spirit.

I started watching this show called "Greatest Tragedies."

Their episode on 9/11 made for a great pilot, but the Hindenburg episode was when it crashed and burned.

Why do sheep love Star Wars Episode V?

Because Dey-go-bah.

The secret episode.

"Hi! This is Khalid al-Mihdhar... and this is Jackass!"

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