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Utility Bill Jokes

What do you call a woman throwing her utility bills in a fire?

Bernadette

A lady at work keeps setting fire to her utility bills..

...I said to her "you need to stop doing that Bernadette!"

With great power...

comes great utility bills.

What kind of pictures does Shaun Connery take?

Shelfies






alt. What kind of pictures do fish take?


Shellfies





alt. What do hermit crabs call their utility bills?


Shell Fees






alt. Why did my wife leave me?


I cheated on her


alt. ...

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