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What is a guinea pig's favorite unit of time?

Wheeks.

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Whatโ€™s the smallest unit of time in the known universe?

The interval between the traffic light changing to green and the taxi driver behind you honking his horn.

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Under what circumstance is mass a unit of time?

Church

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