If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
In honor of the day…
A man’s walking in the woods when he spies a little man no taller than ten bars of Irish Spring soap stacked on top of each other. The man grabs the little man garbed in green.
“Aye! You caught me,” exclaims the leprechaun. “I’ll tell ya what. I’ll give you three wishes and ye let me go.” ...
When i try to impress a girl
I always say that i can last 18 billion nanoseconds... Unless they know mathematics
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