What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

When i try to impress a girl

I always say that i can last 18 billion nanoseconds...
Unless they know mathematics

Chernobyl was a great success.

It achieved the Five Year Plan goal of energy generation... in 0.001 nanoseconds.

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