......falls of a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them "Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. Please form a single-...
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A Texas A&M (Aggie) grad, a Texas Tech (TT) grad and a University of Texas (UT) grad end up at the urinals in a bar.
The Aggie finishes first, walks over to the sink and loudly proclaims "In my health class at Texas A&M we were taught to wash our hands after using the bathroom to prevent disease" and proceeds to splash soap and water everywhere. Additionally, while drying off he uses more paper towels than are...
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It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner. "What are my choices?" he asked.
"Yes or No," she replied.
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Doctor to a Man after ultrasound
Dr: Tt looks like you are pregnant.
Man: WTH, But I'm a man.
Dr. I said it looks like. :)
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So a time traveler meets George W Bush...
Time Traveler: "What year is it?"
George Bush: "2001"
TT: "Before or after the 9/11 terrorist attack?"
GB: "Before"
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