Three cats are hanging out one evening just shooting the breeze.
The first one says, “I really like milk.” The second one chimes in “I couldn’t agree more. There’s nothing quite like a good bowl of milk.” The third cat says, “I don’t know - I hear that water is better to drink than milk and costs less too.”
The first cat says, “OK, but I’m sure we all a...
Hotel genie
A blonde, skinny red head, and fat brunette all go to a hotel and rent a room. The brunette goes up first and goes to the bathroom. There she looks into the mirror and sees a genie. The genie says "tell me a true statement and I'll grant any wish, tell me a lie and you die". The brunette thinks to h...
What do mathematicians and programmers have in common?
0!=1 is a true statement
A blonde, a brunette, and a Redhead are all in a bar
The bartender goes up to them and says "Hey ladies, I can grant you a wish if you can tell me one true statement." "However if you lie to me, you will disappear. Skeptical, the redhead goes up first and says "Okay, then I think I am the prettiest one in this room." The bartender says <...
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