Once upon a time there was a village church who's bell ringer had suddenly passed away. The Preacher put a notice needing a new bell ringer, in the village square. A day or so later, an *arm less* man shows up about the job. The Preacher, not wanting to be unkind, but concerned nonetheless, asked ho...
Time takes it's toll
So, I was sitting in the waiting-rom at my new dentist. While looking at the diplomas on the wall I noticed his name was familiar. Could he be the same John Andersen I went High school with at Riverside, back in "78? I used to have such a crush on him. He was the cutest. Tall, dark, charming and fun...
Bee Gees songs are useful for first aid. Do chest compressions to the rhythm of Staying Alive.
If the CPR fails, it’s time to sing For Whom The Bell Tolls.
Red Car Day
Red car day - in Honor of my Dad
My dad died 7 years ago. He was a worker in a factory in NYC during the by-gone, post-war era when times were good and jobs were plenty. The guys he worked with were all good friends over the years and enjoyed harmless pranks against one another to pass the ti...
Long ago, there was a cathedral...
The old bell ringer had passed away and the bishop set out a sign announcing that the position was now open for new applicants. A few weeks go by without any bites, but one day a man comes in. The man had a hunched back and no arms, so the bishop was leary of his ability to perform the job, but t...
A man goes to the doctor.
He tells the doctor he's been hearing strange buzzing noises all week. The sounds come and go at all times of day, but they have been most intense at night. Sometimes there are multiple distinct buzzes at a time, at different frequencies. The patient says he has hardly slept for the past week becaus...
One wish
Paul is walking on the beach when he founds a metal lamp, he starts to clean it and a Genie appears - Finally, - says the Genie - 300 years waiting!, Ok human, I can grant you one wish, ask whatever you want, but be aware that my power is limited. - Ok, let me think for a moment and... Hey! Wh...
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