After major accidents with lots of preventable injuries, there’s always a wave of lawsuits.

The sue-nami.

The #1 cause for accidents in Georgia is deer.

Which is crazy to me since they can’t drive.

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Dear Son,

Just a few lines to let you know I'm still alive. I'm writing this letter slowly because I know you can't read fast. We are all doing very well. You won't recognise the house when you get home - because we have moved. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from you...

At what angle do most car accidents happen?

The Rectangle!
(Wrecked Angle)

Bob Ross used to say, "There are no mistakes, just happy little accidents."

Lovely man, terrible driving instructor.

Since quitting alcohol, my car has seen much fewer accidents.

Now I just need to encourage it to stop smoking.

Women are responsible for roughly 45% of car accidents

Which is pretty high, considering the steering wheel isn't even on their side.

Children left alone in the backseat can cause accidents,

which is ironic considering that accidents in the backseat can cause children.

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My girlfriend asked me if I had ever I peed in the shower. I said "yes, twice, but they were both accidents"

She asked "How on earth could you accidentally pee in the shower?!"
I said "Well these things tend to happen when you're taking a shit".

Accidents involving high heels are increasing every year

they are at an all time high

“There are no accidents...”

Master Oogway uttered, before he took one look at me and said

*”There are...some accidents”*

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