Some people like to call their mistakes "happy accidents."

Others get creative and give them cute little names like Nathan, or Thomas, like my parents did.

After major accidents with lots of preventable injuries, there’s always a wave of lawsuits.

The sue-nami.

The #1 cause for accidents in Georgia is deer.

Which is crazy to me since they can’t drive.

Women are responsible for roughly 45% of car accidents

Which is pretty high, considering the steering wheel isn't even on their side.

Bob Ross used to say, "There are no mistakes, just happy little accidents."

Lovely man, terrible driving instructor.

Children left alone in the backseat can cause accidents,

which is ironic considering that accidents in the backseat can cause children.

At what angle do most car accidents happen?

The Rectangle!
(Wrecked Angle)

Since quitting alcohol, my car has seen much fewer accidents.

Now I just need to encourage it to stop smoking.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Dear Son,

Just a few lines to let you know I'm still alive. I'm writing this letter slowly because I know you can't read fast. We are all doing very well. You won't recognise the house when you get home - because we have moved. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from you...

Why didn't the anti-vaxxer wear a seatbelt?

Because they didn't want to live in fear of car accidents.

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