I don't know who has them, but please just let the Jews go.
A town floods and there is a religious man stuck on his ceiling.
On the first day a boat with other civilians passes by and asks if they want to go with them to safety. The man replies with “God will supply me and be my savior”. The next day firefighters come by in a rescue boat and asks the man if he wants help. He again replies “God will supply me and be my sav...
Beware of bards during floods.
They're known for luteing.
I will not drown if i ever stuck in floods, Guess why?
Because I am dead inside.
Have you seen the floods in Paris?
A reporter in Houston asked a woman how many churches were open during the flood
She said; "I don't know I eat at KFC"
A missionary came to my door asking if I could help with the floods in India.
I said sure, but my garden hose only reaches to the end of the driveway.
God Will Save Me
A heavy rain began to fall onto a small town. Townspeople were instructed to evacuate as it was believed the rain would not stop and floods were coming.
One man refused to leave. A van pulled up in front of the house and emergency personnel instructed the man to evacuate as the rain became he...
Retired Preacher man Sits on his sofa....
And he sees on the news channel there's a massive storm and flash floods coming.. news channel says to evacuate but he's stays put... The Rain begins and so the flood waters rise.. his sofa starts to float .. so he climbs out onto the window ledge and a rescue boat comes along..
" *Jump ...