Alabama has reported more deaths than births for the first time in it's history
Makes sense considering family get togethers have been restricted
Humans are scared of hippos because they're violent and responsible for hundreds of deaths per year
when in reality, people kill people way more per year... so that's just being hippocritical.
We really should look into colonizing Mars and other planets or moons
If you look at the studies, 100% of deaths occur here on earth.
3 Guys are waiting in line to enter heaven
Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so St. Peter had to tell the first guy, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?"
The first man replies: "Well, for a while I've sus...
A man named Tenison March was filmed exiting the bureau of births, deaths and marriages.
Footage shows that seconds later, another man named “Samsung Galaxy-9 Jr” (formerly Allen Frank) was seen throwing wild punches at March.
March, an ex-Green Beret, was able to fend off the attack until police arrived on the scene to make an arrest.
Galaxy-9 has been charged with batter...
Two ghosts were sharing stories of their deaths.
Juan asked first, "What killed you?"
"I was locked inside a fridge," Pedro said, "I was cold and trembling, then suffocated after an hour."
"That sucks man," replied Juan. "I got a heart attack and passed away."
"What happened?", asked Pedro.
"As I got...