Did you hear about the villain who was charged with trying to flood the city?
He denied everything, but the police found substantial levy dents.
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Chandrasekhar’s First Day at School in America
It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American History. Who said “Give me liberty, or give me death”? She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrashekhar, who had his hand up: ...
THE EPSTEIN FART
Dr. Epstein, a world- renowned physician, was invited back to his hometown to give a public lecture. On the evening of the talk, the auditorium was packed with friends, acquaintances, and people who were proud of their native son. He walked onto the stage in the big auditorium and placed his papers ...
Don MacLean lobbied for GM to be included in a carmaker tax
He wanted to bring Chevy to the levy