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Theoretical Physics Jokes

I finally found where the librarian is storing the books on theoretical physics

In the Non-Friction section

There's a technique in theoretical physics that models complex systems as spherical cows.

The Your Mom approach.

Right after I got my PhD in theoretical physics, I was able to land a job at Stanford!

My first shift starts tomorrow, after the senior janitor gives me a quick rundown.

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A 10 year old and Albert Einstein play a game

Both of them will take turns to ask each other a question and if one can't answer the other's question, he has to pay the other a sum of money.

To make the game fair, if the boy fails to answer a question, he only has to pay Einstein 5 dollars, on the other hand, if Einstein fails, he has to...

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