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Entropy Jokes

I asked my Dad what entropy meant.

He said, “It isn’t what it used to be.”

What happens when entropy meets an exponential equation?

Se^x

Some words sounding similar can be confusing. For example, Entropy and Atrophy.

Entropy is simply a measure of how much the energy of atoms and molecules become more spread out in a process and can be defined in terms of statistical probabilities, whereas Atrophy, is what you get if you win something.

A cure for entropy?

What do we want.

Yes.

What do Chinese food and entropy calculations have in common?

they both feature some dim sums

My brother kept increasing his entropy while intoxicated...

He was arrested for being drunk and disorderly.

Why are physicists still considered "not" cool...

When Thermodynamic entropy is getting cooler all the time?

There was a rowdy guest at the local science convention last week.

The chair of the convention decided to throw them out, saying: "You sir are contributing excessively to the entropy of this convention!"

My physics teacher said hello the other day and asked what’s new?

Entropy, I said.

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Hobo is looking for food in waste containers near MIT campus...

...and suddenly sees a nude drunk young woman sleeping in one of the containers. He wakes her up and asks her:

"What is the second law of thermodynamics?"

Before falling back asleep girl looks at him with dull gaze and answers:

"T... total entropy of an isolated system can never...

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