Metaphysical Jokes

The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse responds "I've just realized I'm a metaphysical concept residing within a fictional narrative and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence."

But who wants to tip a waitress who insists, before one has even finished the appetizer, that he must be Donne.

One morning at breakfast I tried to engage my two daughters in a little metaphysical thinking.
"Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" I asked.
My six year old said, "There had to be a chicken to lay an egg?"
I pushed her: "But didn't there have to be an egg for the first chicken to hat... read more