A priest, a swami, and a rabbi were arguing as to who were the best at their job. So they decided to go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it to their respective religion. After several hours, they met up again at a local disco to share the result of their venture.
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
The horse says, "I just realized that I'm a metaphysical concept within a fictional narrative and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence."
Chicken or egg?
One morning at breakfast I tried to engage my two daughters in a little metaphysical thinking. "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" I asked. My six year old said, "There had to be a chicken to lay an egg?" I pushed her: "But didn't there have to be an egg for the first chicken to hat...