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Stick Together Jokes

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Why do members of the Fruit Fuckers Association always stick together?

They always cum in pears.

What do you call birds that stick together?

Vel-crows

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What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek?

If we stick together we can stop all this shit!

This winter, ice crystals will stick together and fall from the sky

Snow joke

I dreamed this joke

Seems quite strange, but in my dream I came up with this joke, and upon waking it actually makes sense as a joke to my great surprise. Usually when you have flashes of inspiration in a dream you wake up and realise it made absolutely zero sense.

Here's the joke.

Two horses were best ...

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them. Because bros stick together.

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Friends that come together, stick together.

If you ever need a friend, look no further than trees.

They wood never leaf you and always stick together.

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My boyfriend called me gay.

I was offended. Us men gotta stick together.

There is one positive thing about a group of horses going to the glue factory...

they'll really stick together.

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Did you know men aren’t supposed to masturbate in the Bible?

It makes the pages stick together

A group of adventurers embarks on a quest

"DragonFlameKing", who is the highest level in the party, gathers the others before they begin the quest to discuss strategies and check their supplies.

-Alright, gear and equipments look fine so hear me out for a little bit. This quest is not too demanding but it's still hard. I am a Juggern...

Two men are lost on the womens floor of a department store

The first man says to the other "my wife was trying on clothes and I've lost her, I don't know what to do!"

The second man says "Yeah, me too, let's stick together and we can try and find our wives".

"Good plan" says the first man, "what does your wife look like so I can keep eye out f...

Two brothers go to Catholic school...

... and they are always getting into trouble. But whenever they get caught in their mischief, the older boy, Frank, says to the younger, Henry, "It'll be ok, as long as we stick together." And even though Henry is much more nervous than Frank, this always gives him the confidence to withstand the la...

My Joke

My Joke:

Back in he Old West there were these 2 cowboys Mike and Larry. And one day they're talking and come to the conclusion
that they're both sick of punching cows. They wander off, it's hard to rope them, they're BIG and dangerous, etc.

So they discuss what other animals they c...

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Adam's in the Garden of Eden with God.

God begins to notice that lately Adam has seemed morose while naming the animals. He notices that all of the animals stick together well, but that Adam is kind of a loner and realizes that he must be lonely.

One day God tells Adam that he has a proposition for him. "Look, Adam," God begins,...

On a warm summer morning, a family of ducks and a family of skunks are crossing a country road when...

without warning, a car barrels over a hill and into the path of the animals wiping out both families except for one baby duckling and one baby skunkling. The pair hightail it off the road and find refuge in a hole in a tree. They decide to stick together and support each other in order to survive. T...

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