Steaks Jokes

He sits down and orders a beer, and asks the bartender
"what's the deal with the steaks?"

"It's a competition. If you can jump up and slap both steaks at the same time, one with each hand, you win the bar. If you try and fail, though, you pay for everyone's drinks for the rest of the nigh... read more

...also it’s my 5 year cake day so shower me in internet points or however this works I dunno. Thanks!

She was grounded.

Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic....and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.
The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for t... read more

I told him that they weren't even well done, they were congratulations

"Well-done, good and faithful steward..."

He asks the bartender what’s up with the steaks. The bartender tells him it’s a challenge, if he can jump and touch the ribeyes he can drink free all night. However if he try’s and fails, he has to buy everyone in the bar a drink. The bartender then asks him if he’d like to try. The man replies “No ... read more

He then asks the bartender “why are there three steaks taped to the ceiling?” The bartender says “well you get one shot, if you jump up and touch one of the steaks then you get free drinks for the rest of the day, however if you miss, you must buy everyone else’s drinks for the next hour.” The guy p... read more

Filet Minons!

“How would you like your meat sir?” Asks the waiter.

“Well done !” Replies the man

“Thanks, I’m really good at my job,” replies the waiter, “while you’re thinking about how you like your meat, I’ll ask your wife.”

The waiter then turns to the man’s wife.

“Ma’am, what kind... read more

Because a steak cut from a female cow would be a miss steak.

A cowboy rode to Montana to try the famed Buffalo Steak he had heard about in his travels. He ventured to a tribe of Natives and asked if they had ever herd of or eaten Buffalo steaks before. He of course did not speak their language, but they understood his silly gestures, nodded and equally gestur... read more

He said the steaks were too high.

“The steaks are high.”

Hopefully, they learned from their McSteaks.

Flaming Yawn

A rare medium, well done.

So I told him i like my steak like me winning a argument with my wife.

So the waiter said rare it is

They were all up in my grill

He likes them Ra.

He brought us a lovely bit of panda and a nice chunk of giraffe.

Big McStake

Raw-raw-raw-ah-ah.

If you grill them for long enough, they become rare

The steaks were high

Overcucked.

I'm raising the steaks.

Don't worry, we all make mis-steaks!

2 minutes on each side.

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

They're a little Chewie.

(Edit: Wookiee***)