No matter where I eat, or what I order, they always cook me a sirloin.
I said to the apologetic waiter, "It's OK, everyone makes me steaks"
A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender replies "$1".
The customer completely amazed, orders a beer then asks the bartender "Well then how much for a NY sirloin, with side of mashed potatoes and salad, and an entire cheesecake for desert?"
The Bartender reply's "$5". The guy still amazed then orders everything and after he is done eating his ...
Wife and I went to the horsetrack the other day. I placed my bet and ordered us a couple sirloins. When the race began I grabbed our plates of food and flung them into the air.
I've gambled before, but the steaks had never been so high.
I treat my women like I treat my sirloin steaks
2 minutes on each side.
Why did the man eating the largest cut of sirloin feel super sad when he was told the restaurant was closing down?
Because he was the biggest steakholder.
What was the cow who was knighted called?
Three guys enter a steakhouse
One guy orderes a sirloin. Another guy the Porterhouse. The third the New York Strip.
Once the plates arrive, the three men lift their meals above their heads.
The waiter asks "What are you all doing?"
The men replied "Raising the steaks."
Last weekend I went to one of those restaurants where you can see into the kitchen, it was at that weird time between lunch and dinner and the place was quite empty. I could see there was some kind of contest going on between some of the staff.
First I saw one of the waitresses hold up an inc...
Two cannibals eating a Knight. One says...
That's good Sirloin.
A husband and wife went out to dinner
A husband and wife went out to dinner. They settled in a nice steak restaurant and begin ordering. The man told the waiter, "I would like a regular sirloin steak." The waiter asks, "and the doneness?" The man says, " I would like it bloody-rare." The concerned waiter asks, "what about Mad-Cow?" The ...
My second favorite joke that came to me in a dream.
Woke up thinking I had told this one to all of my friends and they thought it was truly dumb. I told it to them IRL anyway:
Everybody else went back to the hostel, so I ended up walking around Switzerland by myself at one in the morning. I'm passing this bar when I hear people cheering. I cou...