What kind of frog says Ribeye ribeye, instead of ribbet ribbet?
A bull frog
A pastor is on a plane when the man next to him strikes up a conversation.
After some pleasantries, the pastor says, "I'm flying across the country raising money for my parish. I've been performing small miracles hoping people will donate money to me. You see, I ask the Lord to provide a person's favorite food on the spot. My best luck is with college grads who are nostalg...
The waiter gave me a ribeye that I didn’t order
It was a mis-steak
If someone throws a 16oz. ribeye at you and you fail to catch it...
That's a big missed-steak.
I took ribeye to the top of Everest...
The steaks could not be higher.
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Will I make it to 85?
On his 70th birthday a man retired and moved to Florida to enjoy his golden years. Settling in, he found a new doctor. At his first wellness exam the doctor told him,
“You’re doing reasonably well for your age.”
A little concerned by the comment, the man pushed further, “Will I make i...
There was a competition and the winner got the worlds best cuts of meat
All you had to do was jump up and grab one of the ribeyes they had dangling ten feet off the ground. If you missed you had to be a vegetarian for the rest of your life.
I didn’t do it though I couldn’t handle the pressure, The steaks were too high.
What Is The Pacific Treefrog's Favorite Cut Of Steak?
A man goes into a butcher's shop
and says "I bet you 50 bucks you can't hand me the ribeye from the top shelf."
The butcher says: "I can't take that bet, the steaks are too high."
A man goes to a restaurant and without letting the waitress give him the menu says "I want a Medium Rare Ribeye steak with Roasted Potatoes in Marinara sauce." The waitress timidly responds "Sir. This is a Chinese restaurant." To which the man replies "Oh! I'm sorry. I want a Medium Lale Libeye stea...