South Korea Jokes - 30 Hilarious South Korea Jokes

So I was visiting South Korea but I forgot my phone and I had no map.

It was a true Seoul searching journey.

Why is North Korea worse than South Korea?

They have no Seoul .

I met a nice guy online. He says he's from South Korea.

I think he might be my Seoulmate

Syngman Rhee was a South Korean politician who served as the first president of South Korea from 1948 to 1960.

Apologies if you're sick of Rhee posts.

I saw on the TV that Godzilla recently attacked South Korea and thousands are dead!

Really Seoul-crushing news.

What is South Korea’s most popular rock band?

Lee Kim Park

[LIGHTLY POLITICAL] North Korea is a horrible nation to its citizens, why can't it be more like South Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

What do you call three rappers on the border of North and South Korea?

RUN-DMZ

Why does Kim Jong-un keep attacking South Korea?

Because he doesn't have Seoul?

A contest in South Korea awarded a small amount of money for a large item of food...

A one ton wonton won ten won.

What's a popular music genre in South Korea?

Seoul!

I'll be so demoralised if North Korea decides to invade South Korea...

It'd be Seoul destroying

South Korea is famous for their R&B music.

They’ve really got Seoul.

Why aren't there many North Koreans in the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, swim, or jump is in South Korea

President of South Korea Impeached.

Hopefully the USA will follow suit, and have their president deoranged.

Did you hear about the pole vault champion of North Korea?

He’s now the pole vault champion of South Korea.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

"Your Seoul is mine!"

Did you know that 90% of all dog in South Korea are inbred?

Most commonly it's whole wheat or rye

The North/South Korea conflict reminded me of an old joke set in Israel

Two old Israeli men are having lunch together, talking about this and that, politics and their jobs, and the conversation leads to them talking about the state of Israel.

"I'm telling you, Moskowitz, there's an easy solution to all the problems Israel has."

"I'm sure if there was one, ...

So I took a vacation to a big city in South Korea...

... and I met this amazing girl. She was beautiful, and we had just about everything in common. 7 years after that vacation I can happily call her my wife. I think it's easy to say that we're Seoul mates.

A South Korean asks a North Korean “How’s life?”

The North Korean responds “Well, I can’t complain.”

A civilian has taken control of the capital of South Korea...

...he's got Seoul, but he's not a soldier.

Which country has the highest number of parks?

...

North Korea and South Korea.

Second to None

When the Second Division set up shop in South Korea, it did so with its slogan proudly displayed at the front gate: "Second to None". A few months later, a South Korean base opened two miles down the road. The sign greeting visitors read "You are now entering the famed sector of the South Korean ROK...

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During the Korean War

My grandfather was deployed to South Korea when North Korea attacked. He was, by all accounts, a terrible gunner. He struggled to hit enemy tanks and even if his shell did hit, as if some curse was upon him, the shell would either be a dud or fail to pierce through the enemy's armour. Despite this, ...

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The number of South Korea's boys band singers is enough to defeat North Korea's entire army.

Starcraft joke.

It's been 15 years since North Korea broke the Korean Armistice Agreement (cease fire agreement), and both North and South Korea are desperate to end the war since they are running low on resources. One South Korean general decided that he needs every help he can find to win the war so he brings Jae...

I have mixed opinions on Asia as a whole.

For starters, while South Korea is absolutely lively, the rest of Asia is completely Seoulless!

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There was an American Soldier at the Neutral Zone in Korea

The American Soldier was a little bored and he seen a North Korean soldier so he asked "Do you speak english?" No response

So he turned to the south and asked a South Korean soldier if he knew english and he got no response back.

The American Soldier thought maybe they knew sign langu...

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