I saw on the TV that Godzilla recently attacked South Korea and thousands are dead!
Really Seoul-crushing news.
What does South Korea look like after a nuclear war with North Korea?
Not a Seoul there.
Why does Kim Jong-un keep attacking South Korea?
Because he doesn't have Seoul?
What type of music is played in every shoe store in South Korea’s capital city?
South Korea is famous for their R&B music.
They’ve really got Seoul.
I'll be so demoralised if North Korea decides to invade South Korea...
It'd be Seoul destroying
President of South Korea Impeached.
Hopefully the USA will follow suit, and have their president deoranged.
Ever wonder why Kim Jong Un wants to switch from governing North Korea to South Korea?
He wants a Korea change.
What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?
North Koreans have no Seoul.
Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.
Did you know that 90% of all dog in South Korea are inbred?
Most commonly it's whole wheat or rye
What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?
"Your Seoul is mine!"
The North/South Korea conflict reminded me of an old joke set in Israel
Two old Israeli men are having lunch together, talking about this and that, politics and their jobs, and the conversation leads to them talking about the state of Israel.
"I'm telling you, Moskowitz, there's an easy solution to all the problems Israel has."
"I'm sure if there was one, ...
After realizing that I was living a boring, directionless, and empty life, I went to South Korea..
to go Seoul searching.
If I went to the capitol of South Korea with my Australian girlfriend
Would that make her my Seoul-Mate?
A civilian has taken control of the capital of South Korea...
...he's got Seoul, but he's not a soldier.
So I took a vacation to a big city in South Korea...
... and I met this amazing girl. She was beautiful, and we had just about everything in common. 7 years after that vacation I can happily call her my wife. I think it's easy to say that we're Seoul mates.
Why aren't there many North Koreans in the Olympics?
Because anyone who can run, swim, or jump is in South Korea
I have mixed opinions on Asia as a whole.
For starters, while South Korea is absolutely lively, the rest of Asia is completely Seoulless!
An ant is lying in its deathbed in North Korea.
He calls his son and says he wanted to tell him something for a long time.
Son Ant : What is it dad?
Father Ant : I cannot say that in this god forbidden country we have to move immediately to France or Italy before i am dead.
Confused,the Son Ant made arrangements to move to Fr...
Which country has the highest number of parks?
North Korea and South Korea.
The number of South Korea's boys band singers is enough to defeat North Korea's entire army.
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Where are You from?
At a bar, a guy seats next to a asian. The asian drinks a bottle of beer. He asked
“Hey. Where are you from? China? Japen? Or korea?
“Guess what. I’m gonna drop hints. “
“Okay. Gimme. “
“In my country, there is internet censorship. And Making a porn is illegal. Also Pros...
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During the Korean War
My grandfather was deployed to South Korea when North Korea attacked. He was, by all accounts, a terrible gunner. He struggled to hit enemy tanks and even if his shell did hit, as if some curse was upon him, the shell would either be a dud or fail to pierce through the enemy's armour. Despite this, ...
It's been 15 years since North Korea broke the Korean Armistice Agreement (cease fire agreement), and both North and South Korea are desperate to end the war since they are running low on resources. One South Korean general decided that he needs every help he can find to win the war so he brings Jae...