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I saw on the TV that Godzilla recently attacked South Korea and thousands are dead!

Really Seoul-crushing news.

A contest in South Korea awarded a small amount of money for a large item of food...

A one ton wonton won ten won.

[LIGHTLY POLITICAL] North Korea is a horrible nation to its citizens, why can't it be more like South Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

The North/South Korea conflict reminded me of an old joke set in Israel

Two old Israeli men are having lunch together, talking about this and that, politics and their jobs, and the conversation leads to them talking about the state of Israel.

"I'm telling you, Moskowitz, there's an easy solution to all the problems Israel has."

"I'm sure if there was one, ...

What do you call three rappers on the border of North and South Korea?

RUN-DMZ

What's a popular music genre in South Korea?

Seoul!

Why does Kim Jong-un keep attacking South Korea?

Because he doesn't have Seoul?

I'll be so demoralised if North Korea decides to invade South Korea...

It'd be Seoul destroying

South Korea is famous for their R&B music.

They’ve really got Seoul.

What type of music is played in every shoe store in South Korea’s capital city?

Soul

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Did you know that 90% of all dog in South Korea are inbred?

Most commonly it's whole wheat or rye

President of South Korea Impeached.

Hopefully the USA will follow suit, and have their president deoranged.

What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

"Your Seoul is mine!"

So I took a vacation to a big city in South Korea...

... and I met this amazing girl. She was beautiful, and we had just about everything in common. 7 years after that vacation I can happily call her my wife. I think it's easy to say that we're Seoul mates.

Ever wonder why Kim Jong Un wants to switch from governing North Korea to South Korea?

He wants a Korea change.

If I went to the capitol of South Korea with my Australian girlfriend

Would that make her my Seoul-Mate?

A civilian has taken control of the capital of South Korea...

...he's got Seoul, but he's not a soldier.

All South Korea needs to do...

is drop some Samsung batteries on North Korea.

Why aren't there many North Koreans in the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, swim, or jump is in South Korea

Did you hear about the pole vault champion of North Korea?

He’s now the pole vault champion of South Korea.

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During the Korean War

My grandfather was deployed to South Korea when North Korea attacked. He was, by all accounts, a terrible gunner. He struggled to hit enemy tanks and even if his shell did hit, as if some curse was upon him, the shell would either be a dud or fail to pierce through the enemy's armour. Despite this, ...

Second to None

When the Second Division set up shop in South Korea, it did so with its slogan proudly displayed at the front gate: "Second to None". A few months later, a South Korean base opened two miles down the road. The sign greeting visitors read "You are now entering the famed sector of the South Korean ROK...

I have mixed opinions on Asia as a whole.

For starters, while South Korea is absolutely lively, the rest of Asia is completely Seoulless!

An ant is lying in its deathbed in North Korea.

He calls his son and says he wanted to tell him something for a long time.

Son Ant : What is it dad?

Father Ant : I cannot say that in this god forbidden country we have to move immediately to France or Italy before i am dead.

Confused,the Son Ant made arrangements to move to Fr...

Which country has the highest number of parks?

...

North Korea and South Korea.

Starcraft joke.

It's been 15 years since North Korea broke the Korean Armistice Agreement (cease fire agreement), and both North and South Korea are desperate to end the war since they are running low on resources. One South Korean general decided that he needs every help he can find to win the war so he brings Jae...

Korean joke

The number of South Korea's boys band singers is enough to defeat North Korea's entire army.

A proxy examinee was caught

Right after a college entrance test, police arrested a college student who was taking the test for someone else. But everyone is puzzled as the procurator's scores were only 15 out of 100. Turns out, he had recieved a million bucks in advance and was ready to flee after the test. At the police stati...

Thailand was having troubles trading with China.

China refused to accept Thailand's official currency, (the Baht) but the Thais noticed that China had no problem trading in South Korean Won.

So they made a plan to buy 3.2 trillion Won from Korea and use it as an official currency for international trade exchanges.

Unfortunately, it t...

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Where are You from?

At a bar, a guy seats next to a asian. The asian drinks a bottle of beer. He asked

“Hey. Where are you from? China? Japen? Or korea?

“Guess what. I’m gonna drop hints. “

“Okay. Gimme. “

“In my country, there is internet censorship. And Making a porn is illegal. Also Pros...

A South Korean asks a North Korean “How’s life?”

The North Korean responds “Well, I can’t complain.”

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