I saw on the TV that Godzilla recently attacked South Korea and thousands are dead!

Really Seoul-crushing news.

What's a popular music genre in South Korea?

Seoul!

[LIGHTLY POLITICAL] North Korea is a horrible nation to its citizens, why can't it be more like South Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

What type of music is played in every shoe store in South Korea’s capital city?

Soul

South Korea is famous for their R&B music.

They’ve really got Seoul.

Why does Kim Jong-un keep attacking South Korea?

Because he doesn't have Seoul?

What would south korea do if the devil asked them for a sacrifice?

They would give him their seoul.

I'll be so demoralised if North Korea decides to invade South Korea...

It'd be Seoul destroying

President of South Korea Impeached.

Hopefully the USA will follow suit, and have their president deoranged.

Ever wonder why Kim Jong Un wants to switch from governing North Korea to South Korea?

He wants a Korea change.

Breaking News: North Korea declares war on South Korea!

Related Story: France surrenders to N. Korea!

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

"Your Seoul is mine!"

The North/South Korea conflict reminded me of an old joke set in Israel

Two old Israeli men are having lunch together, talking about this and that, politics and their jobs, and the conversation leads to them talking about the state of Israel.

"I'm telling you, Moskowitz, there's an easy solution to all the problems Israel has."

"I'm sure if there was one, ...

Did you know that 90% of all dog in South Korea are inbred?

Most commonly it's whole wheat or rye

If I went to the capitol of South Korea with my Australian girlfriend

Would that make her my Seoul-Mate?

After realizing that I was living a boring, directionless, and empty life, I went to South Korea..

to go Seoul searching.

A civilian has taken control of the capital of South Korea...

...he's got Seoul, but he's not a soldier.

So I took a vacation to a big city in South Korea...

... and I met this amazing girl. She was beautiful, and we had just about everything in common. 7 years after that vacation I can happily call her my wife. I think it's easy to say that we're Seoul mates.

Why aren't there many North Koreans in the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, swim, or jump is in South Korea

I have mixed opinions on Asia as a whole.

For starters, while South Korea is absolutely lively, the rest of Asia is completely Seoulless!

Which country has the highest number of parks?

...

North Korea and South Korea.

Korean joke

The number of South Korea's boys band singers is enough to defeat North Korea's entire army.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

During the Korean War

My grandfather was deployed to South Korea when North Korea attacked. He was, by all accounts, a terrible gunner. He struggled to hit enemy tanks and even if his shell did hit, as if some curse was upon him, the shell would either be a dud or fail to pierce through the enemy's armour. Despite this, ...

Starcraft joke.

It's been 15 years since North Korea broke the Korean Armistice Agreement (cease fire agreement), and both North and South Korea are desperate to end the war since they are running low on resources. One South Korean general decided that he needs every help he can find to win the war so he brings Jae...

A proxy examinee was caught

Right after a college entrance test, police arrested a college student who was taking the test for someone else. But everyone is puzzled as the procurator's scores were only 15 out of 100. Turns out, he had recieved a million bucks in advance and was ready to flee after the test. At the police stati...

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