A Togolese, Nigerian and a Ghanaian were arrested for drinking alcohol in Saudi Arabia.
The three of them were dragged in front of one of the princes, who said:
“You will get 50 lashes for the consumption of alcohol. However, since you are foreigners and did not know about the prohibit...
I was Hungary so Iran to the store to get some Turkey
Which I cooked in Greece, and served with a side of Chile, which I ate with my friends Jordan and Chad. Sudanly we had Togo because we were Ghana get in trouble because we didn’t Finnish paying. But I’ve Benin trouble before, there was Norway they were going to catch me, I Congo much faster than the...
Ghana has eliminated the U.S. from last two World Cups...
They're probably Ghana do it again.
my wife left me because i'm obssesed with africa
kenya believe it?
and we have two kids together, this divorce is ghana be so hard on them
You're probably Ghana think"no one will Bolivia. There's just Norway."
I thought I Kuwait but then I Saudi Turkey, Iraq of ribs and a Canada best sauce and my Bahrain was like Oman, I Israel Hungary... so Iran to the kitchen to put Greece in the pan.
I hoped it could get Finnish quickly and because I was Russian, I didn't Czech the label and accidentally added ...
If you ever see a group of four cheerful men from Ghana...
...you're probably a goner.
A friend asked me "What do you think about West Africa"
I said "I've never Benin there, but I want Togo there sometime. However, I don't know if I'm Ghana be able to do that, since it's quite expensive."
They said it couldn't be done. They said I would never become an entire African country.
But I'm Ghana be
FBI questioning a murder suspect
Q: When did you go to her house?
Q: Where are you from?
Q: Did you sell or give those to her?
Q: Who did you contact first?
Q: Where did you go after you contacted us?
Timmy: I'm Hungary,
Mum: Why don't you Czech the fridge.
Timmy: OK I'm Russian to the kitchen.
Mum: Hmmm.. may be you'll find some Turkey.
Timmy: Yeah but its all covered in Greece. yuck!
Mum: There is Norway you can eat that.
Timmy: I know, I guess I'...
Why is the west of Africa weaker than the east of Africa?
Because the west is a Ghana (goner)
(Created by my son)
American teaching class of young foreign exchange students
"Okay class, can any of you use the word Dandelion in a sentence?"
A young boy from Ghana raises his hand and says
"The cheetah is fasta dan-de-lion!"
Why did Africa pull a prank on Europe?
He thought he was GHANA get away with it. KENYA blame him? He's BENIN worse situations before. OMAN, I gotta stop. I can't BELIZE i'm saying these words right now. There's NORWAY anybody is gonna find this funny. Nothing ISRAEL to me anymore. How much do you want TIBET this will get downvoted to obl...
I work with a guy who looks like Burt Reynolds.
He's from Ghana so we call him Burnt Reynolds.
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Food and Country
Yesterday I was so Hungary, I decided to Czech if there was any food. I was Russian to the fridge, but found only a Turkey full of Greece. Iran to the store to get some salt, pepper, Chile and Korea-nder, because I was in the mood for some Sweden sour. I found Iraq of pork chops but there w...