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Seoul, Korea is a very beautiful place.

There’s a Park everywhere I look!

If I was to visit just one capital city it would be Seoul.

If I decided on another one, that would be Dublin. And if I added a third it would be Tripoli.

I just moved to Seoul to work for Samsung

It is my biggest Korea move yet.

Just turned down a job offer to work in Seoul.

I think it would be a bad Korea move.

Why are North Koreans always sad?

Because they are Seoulless

Why is Kim Jong Un heartless?

Because he has no Seoul.

Why is North Korea evil?

Because it's Seoul-less! ;D

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

I finally married my Korean wife whom I met in a penpal site few years ago..

She's my Seoul mate.

I start a new job in Seoul next week...

...I thought it might be a good Korea move.

Why is North Korea worse than South Korea?

They have no Seoul .

Why is the North Korean dictator so evil?

Because he has no Seoul.

Why is North Korea so heartless?

because they have no seoul

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What do you call a Korean entrepreneur?

A Seoul proprietor

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So, I've dating a really Sweet Korean girl...

I think she's my Seoul mate.

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My wife is Korean

She's my Seoul-mate

[LIGHTLY POLITICAL] North Korea is a horrible nation to its citizens, why can't it be more like South Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

My Korean girlfriend broke up with me

I guess she'll never be my Seoul mate.

A North Korean man frequently sneaks to the South Korean capital to gamble for bakery goods for his family.

He is the seoul breadwinner

I'm thinking of opening a Carribean/Korean fusion restaurant

I can call it "Seoul Food"

Why does Kim Jong-un keep attacking South Korea?

Because he doesn't have Seoul?

Did you hear about my friend from Australia studying abroad in Korea?

I guess you could say he’s my Seoul mate.

Why couldn't Kim-Jong Un get into heaven?

Because he had no Seoul...

Police are on the hunt for a South Korean man accused of murdering his wife.

He is the Seoul suspect.

A Korean man is wanted for questioning after his wife was found dead in their family home.

He is the Seoul suspect.

No wonder North Korea's so evil...

It's hard to be merciful if you have no Seoul

South Korea is famous for their R&B music.

They’ve really got Seoul.

I saw on the TV that Godzilla recently attacked South Korea and thousands are dead!

Really Seoul-crushing news.

I'll be so demoralised if North Korea decides to invade South Korea...

It'd be Seoul destroying

Why don't North Koreans go to heaven?

because they have no Seoul

My friend invited me to a party in Korea

Didn’t know a Seoul

The Democratic People's Republic of North Korea

Why is Kim Jong Un so evil? Because he has no Seoul. In fact, he made a Korea out of it.

Why was Kim Il Sung evil sometimes but not evil other times? He used to have a Seoul.

I was watching the Korean remake of Blues Brothers

Yeah, my favourite part was when they do Seoul Man

Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible?

They've got no Seoul.

I like Korean music

It has a lot of seoul.

What do you call 'looking for a Korean'?

Seoul searching

North Korea has finished nuking the South, and there was one man left alive.

He was the Seoul survivor.

Why did James Brown always tour in Asia?

He loved the Seoul train.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

"Your Seoul is mine!"

Did you guys hear about the scandal with the South Korean president?

She did the right thing and accepted Seoul responsibility.

Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul!

Thank you very much.

Why can't North Koreans find true love ?

Because they just can't find a Seoul-mate !

Two South Koreans fell in love with each other...

you might say they found their Seoul mates

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Food and Country

Yesterday I was so Hungary, I decided to Czech if there was any food.
I was Russian to the fridge, but found only a Turkey full of Greece.
Iran to the store to get some salt, pepper, Chile and Korea-nder, because I was in the mood for some Sweden sour.
I found Iraq of pork chops but there w...

Why do so many blues musicians come from Korea?

Theres a lot of Seoul

If I went to the capitol of South Korea with my Australian girlfriend

Would that make her my Seoul-Mate?

Kim Jong Un recently banned the blues scale...

He hates Seoul music

Why is K-pop the best genre of music?

It has Seoul.

A civilian has taken control of the capital of South Korea...

...he's got Seoul, but he's not a soldier.

So I took a vacation to a big city in South Korea...

... and I met this amazing girl. She was beautiful, and we had just about everything in common. 7 years after that vacation I can happily call her my wife. I think it's easy to say that we're Seoul mates.

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