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Why is the North Korean dictator so evil?

Because he has no Seoul.
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Seoul, Korea is a very beautiful place.

There’s a Park everywhere I look!
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Why is Kim Jong Un unhappy?

Because he has no Seoul.
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Why is North Korea worse than South Korea?

They have no Seoul .
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Just turned down a job offer to work in Seoul.

I think it would be a bad Korea move.
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Did you hear about the accountant from Pyongyang who moved to Seoul to be a carpenter?

He fancied a Korea change
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Niece asked me to check out her latest KPOP song

Told her i'm not that into Seoul music.
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If I was to visit just one capital city it would be Seoul.

If I decided on another one, that would be Dublin. And if I added a third it would be Tripoli.
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I finally married my Korean wife whom I met in a penpal site few years ago..

She's my Seoul mate.
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Why are North Koreans always sad?

Because they are Seoulless
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So I was visiting South Korea but I forgot my phone and I had no map.

It was a true Seoul searching journey.
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I start a new job in Seoul next week...

...I thought it might be a good Korea move.
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Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible?

They've got no Seoul.
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I just moved to Seoul to work for Samsung

It is my biggest Korea move yet.
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If Godzilla was Korean

it'd be Seoul destroying.
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A North Korean man frequently sneaks to the South Korean capital to gamble for bakery goods for his family.

He is the seoul breadwinner
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Why is North Korea evil?

Because it's Seoul-less! ;D

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.
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What do you call a Korean entrepreneur?

A Seoul proprietor
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[LIGHTLY POLITICAL] North Korea is a horrible nation to its citizens, why can't it be more like South Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.
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My Korean girlfriend broke up with me

I guess she'll never be my Seoul mate.
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So, I've dating a really Sweet Korean girl...

I think she's my Seoul mate.

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What would war with Korea be like?

Seoul-crushing
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My wife is Korean

She's my Seoul-mate
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Why does Kim Jong-un keep attacking South Korea?

Because he doesn't have Seoul?
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A Korean man is wanted for questioning after his wife was found dead in their family home.

He is the Seoul suspect.
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I'm thinking of opening a Carribean/Korean fusion restaurant

I can call it "Seoul Food"
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Did you hear about my friend from Australia studying abroad in Korea?

I guess you could say he’s my Seoul mate.
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The Democratic People's Republic of North Korea

Why is Kim Jong Un so evil? Because he has no Seoul. In fact, he made a Korea out of it.

Why was Kim Il Sung evil sometimes but not evil other times? He used to have a Seoul.
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Why couldn't Kim-Jong Un get into heaven?

Because he had no Seoul...
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Why don't North Koreans go to heaven?

because they have no Seoul
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No wonder North Korea's so evil...

It's hard to be merciful if you have no Seoul
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South Korea is famous for their R&B music.

They’ve really got Seoul.
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Why is life in North Korea so lifeless?

Cause it lost it's Seoul!
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I saw on the TV that Godzilla recently attacked South Korea and thousands are dead!

Really Seoul-crushing news.
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I'll be so demoralised if North Korea decides to invade South Korea...

It'd be Seoul destroying
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My friend invited me to a party in Korea

Didn’t know a Seoul
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I like Korean music

It has a lot of seoul.
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I was watching the Korean remake of Blues Brothers

Yeah, my favourite part was when they do Seoul Man
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Why did James Brown always tour in Asia?

He loved the Seoul train.
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North Korea has finished nuking the South, and there was one man left alive.

He was the Seoul survivor.
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What do you call 'looking for a Korean'?

Seoul searching
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Why can't North Koreans find true love ?

Because they just can't find a Seoul-mate !
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What did Shang Tsung say to the South Korean?

Your Seoul is mine
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Two South Koreans fell in love with each other...

you might say they found their Seoul mates
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Why do so many blues musicians come from Korea?

Theres a lot of Seoul
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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.
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Did you guys hear about the scandal with the South Korean president?

She did the right thing and accepted Seoul responsibility.
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Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul!

Thank you very much.
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Why is K-pop the best genre of music?

It has Seoul.
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Kim Jong Un recently banned the blues scale...

He hates Seoul music
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A civilian has taken control of the capital of South Korea...

...he's got Seoul, but he's not a soldier.
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So I took a vacation to a big city in South Korea...

... and I met this amazing girl. She was beautiful, and we had just about everything in common. 7 years after that vacation I can happily call her my wife. I think it's easy to say that we're Seoul mates.
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Food and Country

Yesterday I was so Hungary, I decided to Czech if there was any food.
I was Russian to the fridge, but found only a Turkey full of Greece.
Iran to the store to get some salt, pepper, Chile and Korea-nder, because I was in the mood for some Sweden sour.
I found Iraq of pork chops but there w...

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