If I was to visit just one capital city it would be Seoul.
If I decided on another one, that would be Dublin. And if I added a third it would be Tripoli.
What would south korea do if the devil asked them for a sacrifice?
They would give him their seoul.
Why do North Koreans hate jazz music?
They don't have Seoul.
Why is Kim Jong Un cruel?
He doesn't have a Seoul
I went to visit Korea with a friend
Guess you could call him my Seoul mate.
Did you hear about the guy that met his wife in Korea?
They were Seoul mates
A Korean man is wanted for questioning after his wife was found dead in their family home.
He is the Seoul suspect.
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So, I've dating a really Sweet Korean girl...
I think she's my Seoul mate.
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Why are North Koreans always sad?
Because they are Seoulless
Why couldn't Kim-Jong Un get into heaven?
Because he had no Seoul...
I start a new job in Seoul next week...
...I thought it might be a good Korea move.
Why is North Korea so heartless?
because they have no seoul
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I saw on the TV that Godzilla recently attacked South Korea and thousands are dead!
Really Seoul-crushing news.
I'm thinking of opening a Carribean/Korean fusion restaurant
I can call it "Seoul Food"
Why is North Korea evil?
Because it's Seoul-less! ;D
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.
If you want to know why R&B music is not popular in North Korea...
...it's because they have no Seoul.
My friend invited me to a party in Korea
Didn’t know a Seoul
A North Korean man frequently sneaks to the South Korean capital to gamble for bakery goods for his family.
He is the seoul breadwinner
I was watching the Korean remake of Blues Brothers
Yeah, my favourite part was when they do Seoul Man
Why did Germany lose to Korea?
They played with no heart and Seoul.
I'll be so demoralised if North Korea decides to invade South Korea...
It'd be Seoul destroying
No wonder North Korea's so evil...
It's hard to be merciful if you have no Seoul
What would war with Korea be like?
The Democratic People's Republic of North Korea
Why is Kim Jong Un so evil? Because he has no Seoul. In fact, he made a Korea out of it.
Why was Kim Il Sung evil sometimes but not evil other times? He used to have a Seoul.
Why did James Brown always tour in Asia?
He loved the Seoul train.
Why is North Korean music so bad?
They've got no Seoul.
What did Shang Tsung say to the South Korean?
Your Seoul is mine
Two South Koreans fell in love with each other...
you might say they found their Seoul mates
What do you call 'looking for a Korean'?
North Korea has finished nuking the South, and there was one man left alive.
He was the Seoul survivor.
What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?
North Koreans have no Seoul.
Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.
Did you guys hear about the scandal with the South Korean president?
She did the right thing and accepted Seoul responsibility.
Why do so many blues musicians come from Korea?
Theres a lot of Seoul
Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?
Cos they've got no Seoul!
Thank you very much.
If I went to the capitol of South Korea with my Australian girlfriend
Would that make her my Seoul-Mate?
After realizing that I was living a boring, directionless, and empty life, I went to South Korea..
to go Seoul searching.
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Food and Country
Yesterday I was so Hungary, I decided to Czech if there was any food. I was Russian to the fridge, but found only a Turkey full of Greece. Iran to the store to get some salt, pepper, Chile and Korea-nder, because I was in the mood for some Sweden sour. I found Iraq of pork chops but there w...
Why is K-pop the best genre of music?
It has Seoul.
A civilian has taken control of the capital of South Korea...
...he's got Seoul, but he's not a soldier.
Kim Jong Un recently banned the blues scale...
He hates Seoul music
So I took a vacation to a big city in South Korea...
... and I met this amazing girl. She was beautiful, and we had just about everything in common. 7 years after that vacation I can happily call her my wife. I think it's easy to say that we're Seoul mates.
Why would Koreans make great jazz musicians?
Because they have Seoul.