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Lg Jokes

The next LG phone needs to appeal to all audiences and be a plus size phone

We'll call it the LGbtq+

A telemarketer calls a family’s home phone

A little girl picks up and whispers “hello?”

TM- “Oh hello little girl, are your mommy or daddy home?”

LG- (chuckles, then whispers) “yes they both are, but they’re busy and can’t talk right now.”

TM- “Oh, okay… is there another adult I can speak with?”

LG- (whispers) yea...

There's your problem!

The Little Guy was talking to the Big Guy.

LG: Big Guy, how'd you get to be so big?

BG: Well, every night I rub oil ALLLLL over my body!

LG: I'll have to try that!

Two weeks later, they met up again.

LG: Big Guy, tell me again how you got to be so big?

BG: W...

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What would a bisexual television identify as?

Part of the LG TV OLED 4K+ community

I hate most stereotypes

But the LG LK72B XBOOM Audio System is my favourite

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The only clean joke Michael Caine could think of to tell the Queen.

I remember this joke from a TV interview I saw with Michael Caine about 20 years ago, and it's stuck with me:


A telemarketer calls a house and a little girl answers the phone:

Little girl (LG): \*quiet voice* *"Hello?"*

Telemarketer (TM) "Hello there and good day, would you ...

I asked what LGBTQ means and I've been getting lots of answers but here lies the problem

I couldn't get a straight answer

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