The next LG phone needs to appeal to all audiences and be a plus size phone
We'll call it the LGbtq+
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A telemarketer calls a family’s home phone
A little girl picks up and whispers “hello?”
TM- “Oh hello little girl, are your mommy or daddy home?”
LG- (chuckles, then whispers) “yes they both are, but they’re busy and can’t talk right now.”
TM- “Oh, okay… is there another adult I can speak with?”
LG- (whispers) yea...
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There's your problem!
The Little Guy was talking to the Big Guy.
LG: Big Guy, how'd you get to be so big?
BG: Well, every night I rub oil ALLLLL over my body!
LG: I'll have to try that!
Two weeks later, they met up again.
LG: Big Guy, tell me again how you got to be so big?
BG: W...
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What would a bisexual television identify as?
Part of the LG TV OLED 4K+ community
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I hate most stereotypes
But the LG LK72B XBOOM Audio System is my favourite
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The only clean joke Michael Caine could think of to tell the Queen.
I remember this joke from a TV interview I saw with Michael Caine about 20 years ago, and it's stuck with me:
A telemarketer calls a house and a little girl answers the phone:
Little girl (LG): \*quiet voice* *"Hello?"*
Telemarketer (TM) "Hello there and good day, would you ...
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I asked what LGBTQ means and I've been getting lots of answers but here lies the problem
I couldn't get a straight answer
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