Kim Jong-Un walks into a school in North Korea.

He asks a student "Who is your father?

The student replies "The Supreme Leader, infinite in wisdom and kindness, provider and protector of the Koreans, he is our only father."

Kim Jong beams. "Excellent. Now tell me who is your mother?"

The student doesn't hesitate. "The Land of...

BREAKING: North Korea announces breakthrough 100% effective COVID-19 treatment

Sources report the new treatment involves injecting a bullet into the forehead of people infected with the virus.

North Korea is handling Covid surprisingly well

Last week 9/10 doctors said Covid-19 was under control,



This week the stat went up to 9/9!

North Korea’s leader has been suspiciously absent, arousing concerns from his followers who all wonder...

...Is Kim Jong ill?

A guy in North Korea is walking home after his day at work . . .

. . . and he walks past a security checkpoint. One of the guards calls to him and says to stop, but he takes off running. The guard raises his rifle, takes aim, and shoots him dead in the street. The other guard stares at him.

"What did you do that for?" he asks.

"Curfew violation," t...

It's crazy that they only have one unit of measurement in North Korea.

A supreme liter

Economy of North Korea

It tells you a lot about a country's economy when there's literally only one fat guy in the entire country .

What’s the difference between North Korea and the US?

North Koreans can’t tell if their leader is seriously dead. Americans can’t tell if their leader is dead serious.

[LIGHTLY POLITICAL] North Korea is a horrible nation to its citizens, why can't it be more like South Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

I asked my North Korean friend, “what’s it like to live in North Korea?”

He responded, “can’t complain.”

What's the difference between North Korea and the USA?

In North Korea, power passes from grandfather to grandson.

In the USA, power passes from grandfather to grandfather.

The whole world should be worried if North Korea has a missile that can hit New York...

...because if it can make it there, it can make it anywhere.

News headline indicates there's been a zombie outbreak in North Korea

Headline: Kim Jong, Un-Dead

I asked my friend in North Korea how things were going

He said he can't complain.

When I was young, I brought a pie to the USA, a pie to Russia, and a pie to North Korea.

All because my maths teacher told me to carry pie to 3 dismal places.

People in North Korea are so brainwashed by the government and controlled news thinking their country is great. Outsiders know better.

That is why I am glad to live in the greatest country in the world, America.

Is there freedom of speech in North Korea?

Yes.

But depending on the speech, there may not be much freedom after the speech.

Kim Jong Un proudly tells his advisors:“North Korea will be the first country to send people to the sun!”

His advisors break out in applause. Meanwhile Donald Trump is watching this live on TV. He calls Kim Jong Un and asks him:

“How are you going to send people to the sun? It’s too hot!”

Kim Jong Un replies by saying to his advisors:

“What an idiot! We can send them at night!”
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What does the F in North Korea stand for?

Food

A prisoner in North Korea goes to the prison library to borrow a book of an author activist

The librarian says, "We don't have his book, but we have him."

North Korea has a new war game

The North Korean state media just announced today that in the event of possible war all citizens are ordered to follow Donald Trump on Twitter, as there’s no way in hell he would risk losing 42 million followers

Breaking News: Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan and North Korea to send a joint expeditionary force...

...to Washington D.C. in order to bring peace, democracy and the rule of law to the troubled nation of United States of America.

How does North Korea have 0 coronacases?

They have always been on lockdown.

If Donald Trump wants to destroy North Korea...

Perhaps he should move there and become their leader.

There are two possibilities in North Korea

Either Kim Jong ill or Kim Jong urn

North Korea has made a plan to combat COVID-19

It is executed perfectly

There was once a Musician in North Korea

One day, Kim Jong Un himself calls the musician and asks him to direct a concert for his entertainment. Not daring to say no to the Supreme Leader, he agreed.

So the man assembled the best orchestra in all of Korea to play the piece he composed for the Leader. However when it was time to perf...

While in North Korea they abducted Trump, and demanded the US give them a billion dollars or else . . . .

they would give him back.

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce ‟election” everyone starts to giggle

Breaking News in North Korea: 11.47PM - 1 active Covid case detected !

Update at 11.48PM - 0 active Covid cases

North Korea: Kim Jong-Un announced at a news conference that North Korea would be landing a man on the sun within 10 years.

A startled reporter shouted, “But the sun is thousands of degrees
Celsius. No one can get within 10 million miles of the sun!”

The audience was stunned at the reporter's brazen challenge and the room
fell into a long silence. But instead of having the
reporter arrested, Kim calmly re...

Greetings to North Korea

How do we get Kim Jong Un back to being normal?

Press Ctrl+Z

BREAKING: Cure for corona has been discovered in North Korea

New treatment involves shooting patients in the face, and has recorded a 100% success rate in getting rid of the virus.

Visited North Korea over the summer, but had to leave one of my bags there.

On the bright side, that raised their GDP by 0.5%

Obama once visited North Korea and he asked Kim Yong Un: "Do you ever have elections?" (NSFW)

Kim replied: "Yes I have elections evely molning!"

North Korea providing updated coronavirus case numbers every 30 minutes today -

8:00AM - 1 case
8:30AM - 0 cases
9:00AM - 1 case
9:30AM - 0 cases
10:00AM - 1 case
10:30AM - 0 cases

Why is North Korea so heartless?

because they have no seoul

ahahahah.. please laugh

North Korea has discovered the most Effective vaccine for Covid-19

They are calling it " One Bullet Vaccine "

North Korea bans sarcasm

What a great idea.

It turns out North Korea has been naughty on purpose.

They’re hoping Santa will bring them all lumps of coal for Christmas.

Did anyone hear about the scandal in North Korea?

Me neither

North Korea now has a missle that can reach New York City, and I think that's really scary.

If it can make it there, it can make it anywhere.

It’s good to see North Korea’s economy getting back on track

Apparently they’re producing vegetables now.

Due to COVID-19, North Korea has shut down all of its air and railway routes across its borders with China, and is keeping all foreigners arriving in the country via China isolated for up to one month.

TIL People are trying to get into North Korea.

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What do Usa, North Korea, and your boobs have in common?

They all deserve to be in better hands.

If you want to know why R&B music is not popular in North Korea...

...it's because they have no Seoul.

Official Coronavirus Count over time in North Korea

12.01: 1


12.02: 0


13.16: 1


13.17: 0


16.24: 1


16.25: 0


...


...


...

North Korea is threatening to send the US a Christmas present.

I don’t think anyone has told them about our return policy.

North Korea discovered a capsule that stops Corona Virus

45 ACP capsule

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Kim Jong-un of North Korea has said he's going to destroy America

So Trump was livid saying "That's MY job, and I'm not going to just stand by and see an Asian snatch away another American job."

Kim Jong-Un has promised a new clear future for North Korea.

Oops! Spelt ***nuclear*** wrong.

Why is North Korea evil?

Because it's Seoul-less! ;D

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

The leaders of Russia, North Korea and the United States fly up to the international space station...

Upon their arrival, they all marvel at the view of the earth from such magnificent heights. They begin to toss around ideas of ways they could all benefit from the ISS.

The Russian leader talks about all of the opportunities to use imaging to spy on people from outerspace. The other leaders ...

North Korea COVID19 update today.

8:00 am: 0
9:15 am: 1
9:16 am: 0
10:16 am: 0
11:45 am: 1
11:46 am: 0

They seem to have found the cure to deal with the corono virus! 🦠

Kim Jung Un responds to why he doesn't let people leave North Korea.

Kim Jung Un has said "The intent is to provide people with a sense of pride and accomplishment for escaping North Korea"

I live in North Korea and I'm ready to tell the world what it's really like!

[Edit]: The sun shines brightly on our smiles and future as our glorious leaders bring us joy with their mighty military.

Did you know North Korea's military marches to the left?

They have no rights

I just read North Korea sentenced Trump to death by hanging for calling Kim Jong-un 'short and fat'.

Fake Noose?

I ask my friend in North Korea how he likes it there

His exact words were... "I can't complain"

Must not be all that bad there.

North Korea just announced it will host peace talks...

Between the United States and Canada.

How does Kim Jong Un maintain power in North Korea and combat ED?

He puts on fake erections

Donald Trump finally revealed his plans to defeat North Korea

He's buying it and turning it into a Trump brand business

I want to visit north Korea one day...

before everything goes south.

All western rock classics are banned in North Korea.

Except ”Sweet Child in a Mine”

I hear medical care in North Korea is extremely cheap.

$5 for a bullet isn't that expensive.

Why isn't there any helium in North Korea?

Because helium can only be found in a free state.

If North Korea ever made propaganda rap, it would be K-RAP

The name is self-explanatory

How is a hydrogen ion similar to North Korea?

They have no electrons.

I don't know why North Korea needs a nuclear bomb...

...their weather machine seems to be working just fine

No wonder North Korea's so evil...

It's hard to be merciful if you have no Seoul

Why did the U.S send Cam Newton to North Korea?

So he could overthrow Kim Jong-Un

Why does North Korea have the highest literacy rate?

Because Kim Jong-un is supreme reader!

Apparently North Korea only has 3 tv channels...

Kim Jong Un, Kim Jong Deux and Kim Jong Trois

Letter from North Korea

When my friend moved to North Korea, he knew his mail would be read by censors, so he told me: "Let's establish a code. If a letter you get from me is written in blue ink, it is true what I say. If it is written in red ink, it is false."
After a month, I got the first letter. Everything was wri...

How do you know the US isn't going to attack North Korea?

They didn't arm them first.

North Korea has one of the lowest literacy rates in the world...

That's why they all elect a "nationar reader"

I'll be so demoralised if North Korea decides to invade South Korea...

It'd be Seoul destroying

A wife is like north korea

You never really understand whats going on with her

There's only one problem with North Korea's miracle cure for AIDS and Ebola:

The directions say the medication must be taken with food.

Nicki Minaj, Donald Trump, hoverboards, North Korea....

Oh wait, this *is* the place to post jokes, right?

Did you know that in North Korea, the soldiers always march to the left?

That's because there are no rights.

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I made up a joke about North Korea...

Kim Jong-Un awakes to a beautiful sunrise above his North Korean palace. He calls out to the morning sun. "Good morning, sun!" he shouts.

Incredibly, the sun responds to him. "Good morning, my dear leader!" the sun shouts back.

Later that day, Kim Jong-Un addresses the sun once again...

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