A guy in North Korea is walking home after his day at work . . .

. . . and he walks past a security checkpoint. One of the guards calls to him and says to stop, but he takes off running. The guard raises his rifle, takes aim, and shoots him dead in the street. The other guard stares at him.

"What did you do that for?" he asks.

"Curfew violation," t...

Why is North Korea worse than South Korea?

They have no Seoul .

I asked my friend from North Korea how life is like there

He said "I can't complain"

Why does North Korea excel at drawing straight lines?

Because they have a supreme ruler.

While in North Korea they abducted Trump, and demanded the US give them a billion dollars or else . . . .

they would give him back.

The leaders of Russia, North Korea and the United States fly up to the international space station...

Upon their arrival, they all marvel at the view of the earth from such magnificent heights. They begin to toss around ideas of ways they could all benefit from the ISS.

The Russian leader talks about all of the opportunities to use imaging to spy on people from outerspace. The other leaders ...

The whole world should be worried that North Korea has a missile that can hit New York…

Because if it can make it there, it can make it anywhere!

There was once a Musician in North Korea

One day, Kim Jong Un himself calls the musician and asks him to direct a concert for his entertainment. Not daring to say no to the Supreme Leader, he agreed.

So the man assembled the best orchestra in all of Korea to play the piece he composed for the Leader. However when it was time to perf...

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There was a band conductor who also right songs in North Korea

Sorry for the typo in the title but..

His name was Pok. He was quite famous in the industry so one day, Kim Jong Un approached him.

“Pok, write me an orchestra piece and play it for me with your group”, said Kim. Pok did, after a month, the private show was held.

Sadly, it was s...

If you want to know why R&B music is not popular in North Korea...

...it's because they have no Seoul.

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What's the difference between EA and North Korea?

North Korea didn't fuck up as many launches as EA

What's the only drink size they allow in North Korea?

A supreme liter

If Donald Trump wants to destroy North Korea...

Perhaps he should move there and become their leader.

North Korea has a new war game

The North Korean state media just announced today that in the event of possible war all citizens are ordered to follow Donald Trump on Twitter, as there’s no way in hell he would risk losing 42 million followers

All western rock classics are banned in North Korea.

Except ”Sweet Child in a Mine”

How does Kim Jong Un maintain power in North Korea and combat ED?

He puts on fake erections

It turns out North Korea has been naughty on purpose.

They’re hoping Santa will bring them all lumps of coal for Christmas.

Did anyone hear about the scandal in North Korea?

Me neither

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North Korea is participating in the olympics this year, but they won’t win.

Because all of their athletes that can run jump or swim are in south korea

I hear medical care in North Korea is extremely cheap.

$5 for a bullet isn't that expensive.

Why is everyone in North Korea illiterate?

Because there can only be one Supreme Reader.

If North Korea ever made propaganda rap, it would be K-RAP

The name is self-explanatory

An ant is lying in its deathbed in North Korea.

He calls his son and says he wanted to tell him something for a long time.

Son Ant : What is it dad?

Father Ant : I cannot say that in this god forbidden country we have to move immediately to France or Italy before i am dead.

Confused,the Son Ant made arrangements to move to Fr...

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What's the difference between Bethesda and North Korea?

North Korea didn't fuck up their last launch.







































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Why did the U.S send Cam Newton to North Korea?

So he could overthrow Kim Jong-Un

North Korea has one of the lowest literacy rates in the world...

That's why they all elect a "nationar reader"

Why is North Korea so heartless?

because they have no seoul

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What’s the best meal in North Korea?

Any meal

How is a hydrogen ion similar to North Korea?

They have no electrons.

North Korea will send man to Sun in 10 years

Kim Jong-un announced in a news conference that North Korea would be sending a man to the sun within ten years!

A reporter said - "But the sun is very hot. How can your man land on the sun?"

There was a stunned silence. Nobody knew how to react.

Then Kim Jong-un quietly answer...

Many things used to be illegal in North Korea.

Now they're unlegal.

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What do Usa, North Korea, and your boobs have in common?

They all deserve to be in better hands.

North Korea just announced it will host peace talks...

Between the United States and Canada.

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Kim Jong-un of North Korea has said he's going to destroy America

So Trump was livid saying "That's MY job, and I'm not going to just stand by and see an Asian snatch away another American job."

Kim Jung Un responds to why he doesn't let people leave North Korea.

Kim Jung Un has said "The intent is to provide people with a sense of pride and accomplishment for escaping North Korea"

Why did North Korea fail its driving test?

It has no concept of rights

Did you know North Korea's military marches to the left?

They have no rights

Why is North Korea evil?

Because it's Seoul-less! ;D

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

I just read North Korea sentenced Trump to death by hanging for calling Kim Jong-un 'short and fat'.

Fake Noose?

Apparently North Korea only has 3 tv channels...

Kim Jong Un, Kim Jong Deux and Kim Jong Trois

Why isn't there any helium in North Korea?

Because helium can only be found in a free state.

Did you hear about the guy that got off scot-free after being accused of selling national secrets to North Korea?

There was no crime or treason to it.

I was going to tell a joke about the leader of North Korea having a furniture fetish

But the punchline was uncomfortable.

Donald Trump finally revealed his plans to defeat North Korea

He's buying it and turning it into a Trump brand business

I don't get why people say that North Korea is bad

My friend lives there, and he can't complain about anything.

I just heard Kim Jong-Un has been nominated as the most literate person in all of North Korea

He is the Supweme Reader

I don't know why North Korea needs a nuclear bomb...

...their weather machine seems to be working just fine

I live in North Korea and I'm ready to tell the world what it's really like!

[Edit]: The sun shines brightly on our smiles and future as our glorious leaders bring us joy with their mighty military.

Kim Jong-Un has promised a new clear future for North Korea.

Oops! Spelt ***nuclear*** wrong.

Thanks to the tireless work of an elder statesman, possibly one of the most dignified and smartest people in the process, we are starting to normalize relations with North Korea

Let’s all give Dennis Rodman a big hand.

Did you know that in North Korea, the soldiers always march to the left?

That's because there are no rights.

Ever wonder why Kim Jong Un wants to switch from governing North Korea to South Korea?

He wants a Korea change.

Why is North Korea's literacy rate so high?

Because they have a supreme reader

North Korea changes its time zone to match South Korea

Pyong-GOOOOOOOONNNNGGGG

Letter from North Korea

When my friend moved to North Korea, he knew his mail would be read by censors, so he told me: "Let's establish a code. If a letter you get from me is written in blue ink, it is true what I say. If it is written in red ink, it is false."
After a month, I got the first letter. Everything was wri...

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2 Congressmen, 2 rednecks, and 2 tech guys from Silicon Valley go to North Korea . . .

So these 2 Congressmen decided to make a goodwill trip to North Korea. To show the wide range of cultures in the U.S., they took a couple redneck guys from Mississippi and a couple of tech savvy guys from California. After a short tour, they were thrown in prison for not having proper credentials....

North Korea's state media is very truthful

They accurately portray United States as a country where half of it is burning and half of it is drowning.

No wonder North Korea's so evil...

It's hard to be merciful if you have no Seoul

How do you know the US isn't going to attack North Korea?

They didn't arm them first.

I'll be so demoralised if North Korea decides to invade South Korea...

It'd be Seoul destroying

If Trump continues his anti climate change campaign and the provocation towards North Korea the only wall we will be building will be...

Wall-E

A wife is like north korea

You never really understand whats going on with her

One of North Korea's long term goals has been to eradicate poverty.

It sounds way better than eradicating the impoverished.

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North Korea is calling for war.

In other news, it's Saturday.

There was this musician in North Korea....

One day he was called upon by Kim Jong Un to compose a piece of music and have the Great North Korean Orchestra play it live to him in the Humble Auditorium.

The musician, not wanting to displease the Great Leader, did as he asked and got to work composing a piece of music. One week later, on...

In North Korea...

[edited] everything is grand and prosperous and USA is smelly

There's only one problem with North Korea's miracle cure for AIDS and Ebola:

The directions say the medication must be taken with food.

I hear they only serve ice cold beers in North Korea

Cause Warmbiers are punishable by death

The Democratic People's Republic of North Korea

Why is Kim Jong Un so evil? Because he has no Seoul. In fact, he made a Korea out of it.

Why was Kim Il Sung evil sometimes but not evil other times? He used to have a Seoul.

I want to visit north Korea one day...

before everything goes south.

Breaking News: North Korea declares war on South Korea!

Related Story: France surrenders to N. Korea!

North Korea has created a new genre of music...

...It's called K-Boom

Western tourist in North Korea

So a western journalist goes on a tour of North Korea. He flies in to Pyongyang, an officially government licensed tour guide shows him around. He sees all the wonderful stores and streets that the city has to offer, and then finally he comes to the magnificent 30-story tall Kim Jong Un monument. ...

Why dont they have baseball in North Korea?

In North Korea, nobody is safe

Why are the streets of North Korea so clean?

Because your life is worth more then a gum wrapper!

How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

Nicki Minaj, Donald Trump, hoverboards, North Korea....

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Do you know what happens to North Korea if they go to war with America ?

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