What’s the difference between North Korea and the US?

North Koreans can’t tell if their leader is seriously dead. Americans can’t tell if their leader is dead serious.

North Korea is handling Covid surprisingly well

Last week 9/10 doctors said Covid-19 was under control,



This week the stat went up to 9/9!

What is the only sized soft drink you can order in North Korea?

Supreme Liter.

What does South Korea look like after a nuclear war with North Korea?

Not a Seoul there.

What's the difference between North Korea and the USA?

In North Korea, power passes from grandfather to grandson.

In the USA, power passes from grandfather to grandfather.

Kim Jong Un proudly tells his advisors:“North Korea will be the first country to send people to the sun!”

His advisors break out in applause. Meanwhile Donald Trump is watching this live on TV. He calls Kim Jong Un and asks him:

“How are you going to send people to the sun? It’s too hot!”

Kim Jong Un replies by saying to his advisors:

“What an idiot! We can send them at night!”
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A guy in North Korea is walking home after his day at work . . .

. . . and he walks past a security checkpoint. One of the guards calls to him and says to stop, but he takes off running. The guard raises his rifle, takes aim, and shoots him dead in the street. The other guard stares at him.

"What did you do that for?" he asks.

"Curfew violation," t...

When I was young, I brought a pie to the USA, a pie to Russia, and a pie to North Korea.

All because my maths teacher told me to carry pie to 3 dismal places.

People in North Korea are so brainwashed by the government and controlled news thinking their country is great. Outsiders know better.

That is why I am glad to live in the greatest country in the world, America.

Breaking News: Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan and North Korea to send a joint expeditionary force...

...to Washington D.C. in order to bring peace, democracy and the rule of law to the troubled nation of United States of America.

BREAKING: North Korea announces breakthrough 100% effective COVID-19 treatment

Sources report the new treatment involves injecting a bullet into the forehead of people infected with the virus.

What does the F in North Korea stand for?

Food

North Korea’s leader has been suspiciously absent, arousing concerns from his followers who all wonder...

...Is Kim Jong ill?

News headline indicates there's been a zombie outbreak in North Korea

Headline: Kim Jong, Un-Dead

Is there freedom of speech in North Korea?

Yes.

But depending on the speech, there may not be much freedom after the speech.

I asked my friend what it’s like to live in North Korea

He said « Can’t complain »

A prisoner in North Korea goes to the prison library to borrow a book of an author activist

The librarian says, "We don't have his book, but we have him."

How does North Korea have 0 coronacases?

They have always been on lockdown.

North Korea has made a plan to combat COVID-19

It is executed perfectly

The whole world should be worried if North Korea has a missile that can hit New York...

...because if it can make it there, it can make it anywhere.

While in North Korea they abducted Trump, and demanded the US give them a billion dollars or else . . . .

they would give him back.

BREAKING NEWS: The leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-un, is brain-dead following an invasive medical procedure.

Officials praise the regime for finding common grounds with the US.

BREAKING: Cure for corona has been discovered in North Korea

New treatment involves shooting patients in the face, and has recorded a 100% success rate in getting rid of the virus.

There are two possibilities in North Korea

Either Kim Jong ill or Kim Jong urn

Obama once visited North Korea and he asked Kim Yong Un: "Do you ever have elections?" (NSFW)

Kim replied: "Yes I have elections evely molning!"

i am StationEd at North korea to check the status of their leaDer.

everyone HerE is so hostiLe and Pleasant.

North Korea has discovered the most Effective vaccine for Covid-19

They are calling it " One Bullet Vaccine "

North Korea has a new war game

The North Korean state media just announced today that in the event of possible war all citizens are ordered to follow Donald Trump on Twitter, as there’s no way in hell he would risk losing 42 million followers

It turns out North Korea has been naughty on purpose.

They’re hoping Santa will bring them all lumps of coal for Christmas.

Breaking News in North Korea: 11.47PM - 1 active Covid case detected !

Update at 11.48PM - 0 active Covid cases

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So now that Kim Jong Uns sister is going to rule North Korea

Is she the worlds first vagtator?

Visited North Korea over the summer, but had to leave one of my bags there.

On the bright side, that raised their GDP by 0.5%

If Donald Trump wants to destroy North Korea...

Perhaps he should move there and become their leader.

North Korea providing updated coronavirus case numbers every 30 minutes today -

8:00AM - 1 case
8:30AM - 0 cases
9:00AM - 1 case
9:30AM - 0 cases
10:00AM - 1 case
10:30AM - 0 cases

It’s good to see North Korea’s economy getting back on track

Apparently they’re producing vegetables now.

Why is North Korea so heartless?

because they have no seoul

ahahahah.. please laugh

There was once a Musician in North Korea

One day, Kim Jong Un himself calls the musician and asks him to direct a concert for his entertainment. Not daring to say no to the Supreme Leader, he agreed.

So the man assembled the best orchestra in all of Korea to play the piece he composed for the Leader. However when it was time to perf...

North Korea: Kim Jong-Un announced at a news conference that North Korea would be landing a man on the sun within 10 years.

A startled reporter shouted, “But the sun is thousands of degrees
Celsius. No one can get within 10 million miles of the sun!”

The audience was stunned at the reporter's brazen challenge and the room
fell into a long silence. But instead of having the
reporter arrested, Kim calmly re...

Official Coronavirus Count over time in North Korea

12.01: 1


12.02: 0


13.16: 1


13.17: 0


16.24: 1


16.25: 0


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Due to COVID-19, North Korea has shut down all of its air and railway routes across its borders with China, and is keeping all foreigners arriving in the country via China isolated for up to one month.

TIL People are trying to get into North Korea.

North Korea bans sarcasm

What a great idea.

Did anyone hear about the scandal in North Korea?

Me neither

If you want to know why R&B music is not popular in North Korea...

...it's because they have no Seoul.

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What do Usa, North Korea, and your boobs have in common?

They all deserve to be in better hands.

North Korea COVID19 update today.

8:00 am: 0
9:15 am: 1
9:16 am: 0
10:16 am: 0
11:45 am: 1
11:46 am: 0

They seem to have found the cure to deal with the corono virus! 🦠

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Kim Jong-un of North Korea has said he's going to destroy America

So Trump was livid saying "That's MY job, and I'm not going to just stand by and see an Asian snatch away another American job."

The leaders of Russia, North Korea and the United States fly up to the international space station...

Upon their arrival, they all marvel at the view of the earth from such magnificent heights. They begin to toss around ideas of ways they could all benefit from the ISS.

The Russian leader talks about all of the opportunities to use imaging to spy on people from outerspace. The other leaders ...

Why is North Korea evil?

Because it's Seoul-less! ;D

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

How does Kim Jong Un maintain power in North Korea and combat ED?

He puts on fake erections

North Korea is threatening to send the US a Christmas present.

I don’t think anyone has told them about our return policy.

An ant is lying in its deathbed in North Korea.

He calls his son and says he wanted to tell him something for a long time.

Son Ant : What is it dad?

Father Ant : I cannot say that in this god forbidden country we have to move immediately to France or Italy before i am dead.

Confused,the Son Ant made arrangements to move to Fr...

I live in North Korea and I'm ready to tell the world what it's really like!

[Edit]: The sun shines brightly on our smiles and future as our glorious leaders bring us joy with their mighty military.

I just read North Korea sentenced Trump to death by hanging for calling Kim Jong-un 'short and fat'.

Fake Noose?

Kim Jung Un responds to why he doesn't let people leave North Korea.

Kim Jung Un has said "The intent is to provide people with a sense of pride and accomplishment for escaping North Korea"

Kim Jong-Un has promised a new clear future for North Korea.

Oops! Spelt ***nuclear*** wrong.

North Korea just announced it will host peace talks...

Between the United States and Canada.

I hear medical care in North Korea is extremely cheap.

$5 for a bullet isn't that expensive.

Did you know North Korea's military marches to the left?

They have no rights

I ask my friend in North Korea how he likes it there

His exact words were... "I can't complain"

Must not be all that bad there.

Donald Trump finally revealed his plans to defeat North Korea

He's buying it and turning it into a Trump brand business

If North Korea ever made propaganda rap, it would be K-RAP

The name is self-explanatory

All western rock classics are banned in North Korea.

Except ”Sweet Child in a Mine”

Why did the U.S send Cam Newton to North Korea?

So he could overthrow Kim Jong-Un

Why isn't there any helium in North Korea?

Because helium can only be found in a free state.

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What's the difference between Bethesda and North Korea?

North Korea didn't fuck up their last launch.







































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How is a hydrogen ion similar to North Korea?

They have no electrons.

Apparently North Korea only has 3 tv channels...

Kim Jong Un, Kim Jong Deux and Kim Jong Trois

Why did North Korea fail its driving test?

It has no concept of rights

North Korea has one of the lowest literacy rates in the world...

That's why they all elect a "nationar reader"

I want to visit north Korea one day...

before everything goes south.

Why is North Korea's literacy rate so high?

Because they have a supreme reader

No wonder North Korea's so evil...

It's hard to be merciful if you have no Seoul

There's only one problem with North Korea's miracle cure for AIDS and Ebola:

The directions say the medication must be taken with food.

I don't know why North Korea needs a nuclear bomb...

...their weather machine seems to be working just fine

Letter from North Korea

When my friend moved to North Korea, he knew his mail would be read by censors, so he told me: "Let's establish a code. If a letter you get from me is written in blue ink, it is true what I say. If it is written in red ink, it is false."
After a month, I got the first letter. Everything was wri...

Nicki Minaj, Donald Trump, hoverboards, North Korea....

Oh wait, this *is* the place to post jokes, right?

I just heard Kim Jong-Un has been nominated as the most literate person in all of North Korea

He is the Supweme Reader

I'll be so demoralised if North Korea decides to invade South Korea...

It'd be Seoul destroying

Thanks to the tireless work of an elder statesman, possibly one of the most dignified and smartest people in the process, we are starting to normalize relations with North Korea

Let’s all give Dennis Rodman a big hand.

A wife is like north korea

You never really understand whats going on with her

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I made up a joke about North Korea...

Kim Jong-Un awakes to a beautiful sunrise above his North Korean palace. He calls out to the morning sun. "Good morning, sun!" he shouts.

Incredibly, the sun responds to him. "Good morning, my dear leader!" the sun shouts back.

Later that day, Kim Jong-Un addresses the sun once again...

I was going to tell a joke about the leader of North Korea having a furniture fetish

But the punchline was uncomfortable.

Did you know that in North Korea, the soldiers always march to the left?

That's because there are no rights.

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