"I'm off to Taiwan for a blood test." "Taipei?"

"Well, I won't know my blood type until I get there."

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An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian....

.... an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Camer...

A celebrity from the capital of Taiwan

would be a Type-A Personality

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I went on a vacation to Taiwan...

I asked around for tourist attractions

A peculiar man came up to me, inquiring about some \*discount\* sex shop

When in Taiwan, am I right? Needless to say I was intrigued.

He said to me, "go down to da beach,

aska bout da tongue twister packege

my friend will mak...

Did you know that the best leaders are born and bred in the capital of Taiwan?

They all have Taipei personalities.

I was walking around Taiwan...

I was walking around Taiwan and bought some flip-flops for my feet. I said, “I wonder where these were made.”

I looked under the bottom, it said, “Just around the corner.”

Why do the Mexican homies on the States always have one shoe lace untied?

Because in the sole of their shoes it says Taiwan

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My hard driving, asshole boss just quit the company, he announced he's moving to Taiwan!

apparently he has a Taipei personality ...


Sorry for the Taipo - /u/damn_wiston

What do you call a bossy person from Taiwan?

A Taipei personality.

I heard that people from Taiwan are impatient and agressive...

I guess they have a Taipei personality.

I once knew this incredibly meticulous man from Taiwan.

He was a real Taipei personality.

A man takes a pair of shoes back to the shop and complains that there is a lace missing.

“No,” argues the assistant, “look at the label – it says Taiwan.”

A Newfie walking around

A Newfie is walking around with his new pair of shoes but only one is tied. He trips and a guy goes to him and says “you need to tie your other shoe”” the Newfie responds with “it’s fine I know what I’m doing”.

After walking for a bit longer the Newfie trips again, the same guy says “you real...

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A man is sitting at a bar when an Asian man walks in and sits next to him

Five minutes later the Asian man kicks the first man off his barstool

The first man looks at him and asks him why he did I that and the Asian man replies that's karate from Korea

Not wanting any trouble the man gets up and sits back down

Five minutes later the Asian man kicks th...

Bank Loan

A Chinese walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Taiwan on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Chinese hands o...

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'Economic Stimulus' payment

Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment.

This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by
using a Q & A format:


Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?

A. It is money that the federal gover...

What do a Typhoon and Aquaman have in common?

They both come in waves.

Context: In Taiwan at the moment, thought of this while watching motorcycles get knocked over by wind.