If Croatia loses tomorrow, all of England will hope to beat their biggest rival on Sunday:
Liver damage
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Victoria's Secret has launched a revolutionary new bra, "Croatia"
..it has lot's of support but no cup
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We’re lucky the Swatch wasn’t made in Croatia or...
I’d have to look at my crotch to tell the time.
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It’s not easy to be the commentator during Croatia’s games
It’s difficult to know which player is which
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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
I don't like domestic violence..
I like international violence, So I take my wife to Japan, Thailand, Croatia.
Just a joke guys.. I don't have money to travel this much..
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A Frenchman bumps into a English gentleman on a street
"Good day to you sir, what are you up to." says the Englishman. The Frenchman says "nothing much....what are you doing."
"Oh we are playing Croatia today" answers the Englishman.
"Ah what a coincidence. We are playing them on Sunday you see" r...
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What do you call a blonde in a BMW?
Optional. (My manager from Croatia told me this during a shift)
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A while ago there was a rebellion in Lapland
A group of three elves were very unhappy with Santa’s treatment of them, and organised an uprising.
Having dealt with the uprising, Santa expelled the three elves from Lapland. He gave each of them a colour to make sure he knew where they were.
The first elf was given the colour yell...
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Things that didn't exist the last time England were in the semis
iPhone
Facebook
Google
Amazon
Android
Twitter
Instagram
iPod
Yahoo
YouTube
Snapchat
Spotify
Tesla
Skype
Uber
Airbnb
Bitcoin
Fitbit
Emojis
iPad
and .
....
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