What do Excel, incels and some people who casually eat figs have in common?
They get confused and incorrectly assume it's a date.
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As people have pointed out, this joke seems to have originated from a venn diagram, but seeing as I heard it a different way and we can't post venn diagrams on this sub, I don't ...
*Who’s there?* Figs. *Figs who?* Figs the doorbell, I’ve been knocking forever!
I need help with a 17 year old joke about Jello and Communism
So my friend and I started this game 17 years ago where you have to come up with a jello (we altered the rules to allow *some* pastries) that fit a communist theme.
Everytime we come up with a new one we swear there are none left. I know he cheats, cos I cheat too. My sister came up with Ban...
A winery is looking for a taster and so the vintner puts an ad out in the paper.
The next day, a man arrives at the office. He has greasy hair and a five o'clock shadow, he's wearing a filthy jacket and torn jeans, he obviously hasn't had a shower since Christ was crucified, and he smells strongly of stale tobacco smoke and cheap beer. The vintner sees the man's obviously a ho...
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New weights and measures
1. The ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with Go...