Skip Over Jokes - 4 Hilarious Skip Over Jokes

Did you hear the joke about the fence?

Yeah we can skip over that one.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Hey /r/jokes

No joke here. Sorry to disappoint. The whole "so and so fainted" has to stop. Every damn joke, some in the comments feels the need to say that someone fainted. It's not funny. Sure, I could just skip over the comment. But this has turned into a virus. Let's stop it right now.
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A scientist is in his lab...

So one day a scientist is in his lab, and he's stressed out. How will he get his next grant so he can do an experiment and feed his family for a while longer? He decides to take a small nap...

Then it hit him. After several all-nighters he came up with a prototype for **The World's First Trul...

A Lobster Walks Into a Bar

He goes up to the bartender and says: "Look, before you can serve me, I need to advise you that I'm a lawyer."

"Blimey... A lobster lawyer? That is impressive," says the bartender.

The Lobster puts his briefcase up on the bar, deftly opens it with his claws, and produces a document tha...

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