He is over the moon with his purchase. The salesman hands him a tiny jar of Vaseline before driving off, remarking: 'Be wary that your seat is made of 100% pure bison leather. Make sure to put vaseline on the seat, should it rain, otherwise the leather might crack.' The man thanks the salesman and r...
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I was doing 20 over the speed limit when a cop car appeared in my rear view mirror, lights flashing.
I pulled over and stepped out of the car and was met by the most beautiful female police officer I'd ever seen.
She told me to turn around, place my hands on the car and spread my legs. As I did, she began frisking me. As she neared my crotch, I suffered premature ejaculation.
I got o...
What's the difference between Bloomberg and Trump?
At least Bloomberg stops before he frisks
My girlfriend was asked to step aside and frisked at the airport for resembling a Friends character.
I think she was a victim of Rachel profiling.