Moses, Jesus, and a bearded old man are playing golf. Moses drives a long one, which lands on the fairway but rolls directly toward the pond. Moses raises his club, parts the water, and the ball rolls safely to the other side. Jesus also hits a long one toward the same pond, but just as it’s abou...
I'm not Jewish, but I decided to observe Passover this year.
Well, I modified it a bit: I smeared Purell on my door frame so that coronavirus would pass over my house.
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An Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman walk into a bar and begin drinking. Soon they noticed a large glass vase of gold coins in the corner and asked the barman what was it there for.
The Barman told then: "that is there is the prize for anyone who can 1:Drink a full bottle of tequila in two mi...
Earlier today I told my Christian friend to “Have a Good Friday.” He didn’t catch my pun.
I’m not surprised. Jokes like this usually Pass Over his head.