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All these dating sites are terrible for your self esteem.

If I wanted to feel neglected I’d go sit with my wife.
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I'm done with dating sites

I'm only dating pizza delivery guys because at least I know they have a car, a job and, pizza
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I wondered why I was banned from dating sites for paying with Monopoly money.

But apparently that's not legal Tinder.
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Women on dating sites are so confusing!

They ask for a "genuine guy" then block you when you send.........proof
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How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com
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Dating Sites are all for Perverts

I was going to join a dating site, but no matter which one I tried I realized pretty quick they were supporting perverts. Disgusting! I mean, right on the form it said: Do you want children?
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Of all the dating sites I've tried, I found the most success on Google.

I just typed in "single girls" and got 49 million matches!
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According to a recent study, men on dating sites are more popular if they mention dancing or cooking.

Because if there’s one thing women love, it’s a man who can lie.
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looking for investors for my new specialty dating site

So I'm planning on taking advantage of the huge influx of specialty dating sites like farmers only or Christian mingle, etc... I'm starting a site exclusively for Indians. It's gonna be called, "Connect the dots."
(So who's in with me???)
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My dog bit my bf so I had to put him down. I am crying while going through his toys.

The motherfucker was on three dating sites. I saw it on his cellphone.

Coronavirus is serious business

I scoffed at how serious the Coronavirus was being portrayed.

Then I realized that I haven’t been invited to the Russian, Ukrainian, or Asian dating sites in my junk folder in weeks!
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I would like to thank President Donald Trump on behalf of my wife...

suddenly the thousands I invested into Canadian dating sites wasn't so worthless after all.
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