In what way is Donald Trump a historic President?

For people born after 2008, he’s their first white president.

In a historic day for Canada, Ontario held a Provincial Election on the same day the Senate passed the Cannabis Legalization Act.

Turnout was high.

No matter who wins the presidential election, it will be historic.

We'll either have the first female president, the first Jewish president, the first Canadian president, or the last president.

Trump's presidency is historic...

He's the first president to ever be more concerned about personal insecurity than he is about national security.

You know, I don't find the recent super bowl win all that historic...

After all, this isn't the first time Atlanta was burned by the north.

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Some historic anti-Nazi jokes from Germany

Hey there. I thought, I'll take the time and translate you some of the so-called "Flüsterwitze"(whisper jokes) from nazi Germany.

* The old code of law seems to complicated, so it has to be changed. From now on, there are only three laws: 1. If you do something, or fail to do something, you ...

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Why is this election historic?

It's the first time we're guaranteed there'll be a cunt in the oval office.

I was visiting a historic site with a battlefield and two forts. The park ranger told me to be careful as the sun goes down, because the buildings cast a large shadow and it is hard to see where you are walking.

I said, ok I will beware the dark side of the forts.

A recent archeological dig was finished at historic Stratford-upon-Avon

They found many typewriters and many, many, more monkey skeletons

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American Pharoah wins the Triple Crown, this is a historic moment...

It's been 37 years since someone owned horse semen this valuable.

There is no ghost

While visiting a spooky historic house, a lady confided in the guide that she was terrified of ghosts and dreaded meeting one on the tour.
To reassure her, the guide told her that in all the years he had worked at the house, he had never seen a single ghost.
“And how long have you worked h...

A couple is going through a divorce and custody of the son comes into question.

The father presents evidence that the wife hits the poor boy whenever he misbehaves the slightest. The mother reveals evidence that the father would get belligerently drunk and use his belt on the boy.

The Judge suggests letting the boy live with his grandfather, but it turns out that almost ...

A Michael Sam joke

After being drafted by the St. Louis Rams, Michael Sam celebrated by kissing his boyfriend. This is historic because it’s the first time anyone has celebrated being drafted by the St. Louis Rams. - Conan O'brien

Did you hear that doctors have finally found a cure for alzheimers?

This is so historic that the government has declared this a day of remembrance.


 

This might not get any traction but I just thought of it and made myself chuckle a little.

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An Alien ship lands in the city center..

and out come two humanoid male and female aliens, who look pretty much human except they are blue in colour and have antennas where their ears should be.

They are immediately surrounded by a huge crowd, media has set up their booths and world leaders approach them to make contact.

The...

An American, A Frenchman, And an African excavate historical relics 300 years from now

The three men are assigned to find anything historic, and report what they found after their excavation.

The American starts digging up, and in 7 days, he finds an iPhone.

"Our country must have invented the first smartphones." He concludes.

The Frenchman starts digging up, a...

TIL of an odd political problem in Colorado.

Cattle has long been the number one agricultural product of Colorado, but the recent legalization of marijuana is causing significant and unforeseen problems.

Apparently, cows love marijuana as much as people, and cattle ranches and nearby marijuana farms are on the brink of open warfare. Co...

London Tourists.

A group was touring London, marveling at the historic buildings, art collections, and such.

During the tour of the Tower of London, a man from Prague and another man from Athens struck up a conversation about some point in history. A small disagreement ensued, which rapidly became a large one...

A rabbit enters a bakery ...

... "D'you had 100 pieces of buns?"
"No we don't have that many," answers the baker.

On the next day, the rabbit comes to the bakery again.
"D'you had 100 pieces of buns today?"
"I'm sorry, no, we still don't have that many," the baker says.

On the third day the baker is...

There have been few historical examples of wars with three opposing sides.

One such example occurred in the 11th century, with the three belligerents being the French, the English (Anglos) and the Vikings. The rivalry between each group was quite intense, and unlike other situations, the two weaker groups at the time did not join together to fight the strongest. Instead, t...

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My mom told me this joke. I tried adapting it for Reddit...hopefully the humor isn't lost in translation.

A blonde takes part in a raffle and is flabbergasted to hear that she won a free helicopter ride. She becomes very excited at the thought of being able to fly around in a helicopter. The day finally comes when the woman is going to fly in the helicopter. As she is getting ready, the pilot explains ...