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I had sex with my second cousin, and now it's really awkward

I should have learnt my lesson with the first one.

Is it OK to sleep with a second cousin?

I say if the first one didn’t mind, go for it.

Is it okay to marry your second cousin? [xpost from /r/dadjokes]

Sure, as long as you're legally divorced from the first one.

My friend was freaking out when he found out that the girl he slept with last night might have been his second cousin.

I said, “If it upsets you that much, why keep count?”

What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

Redneck Algebra

First base with your second cousin three times on the fourth of July.

My mom’s cousin just had quintuplets!

Looks like I’ll have five second-cousins. Too bad she’s an anti-vaxxer, they might turn out to be five-second cousins.

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