It must be, because the first one didn't seem to mind.
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I had sex with my second cousin, and now it's really awkward
I should have learnt my lesson with the first one.
Is it okay to marry your second cousin? [xpost from /r/dadjokes]
So long, reddit. It was a fun ride for 14+ years. Too bad you self-immolated to cash in on going public.
What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?
She quits counting.
My friend was freaking out when he found out that the girl he slept with last night might have been his second cousin.
I said, “If it upsets you that much, why keep count?”
Two cousins go to the unemployment office.
They ask the first one what he does and he tells them “pilot”. They tell him they can get him a job immediately. They ask second cousin and he’s says “woodcutter” they tell him it may be difficult to place him because its not really a specialty. “Well you said you could get my cousin a job right awa...
My mom’s cousin just had quintuplets!
Looks like I’ll have five second-cousins. Too bad she’s an anti-vaxxer, they might turn out to be five-second cousins.
Redneck Algebra
First base with your second cousin three times on the fourth of July.
A bar owner is looking for some new musical acts to spice up the ambiance of his establishment.
He goes online, trying to find some local up-and-coming bands. He finds a couple of okay options: some country, some rap, some metal… Nothing really sticks out as the next big thing to him though. He keeps at it for an entire weekend, struggling to find something he really likes.
He then stum...
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