Second Cousin Jokes

It must be, because the first one didn't seem to mind.

So long, reddit. It was a fun ride for 14+ years. Too bad you self-immolated to cash in on going public.

She quits counting.

I said, “If it upsets you that much, why keep count?”

They ask the first one what he does and he tells them “pilot”. They tell him they can get him a job immediately. They ask second cousin and he’s says “woodcutter” they tell him it may be difficult to place him because its not really a specialty. “Well you said you could get my cousin a job right awa... read more

Looks like I’ll have five second-cousins. Too bad she’s an anti-vaxxer, they might turn out to be five-second cousins.

First base with your second cousin three times on the fourth of July.

He goes online, trying to find some local up-and-coming bands. He finds a couple of okay options: some country, some rap, some metal… Nothing really sticks out as the next big thing to him though. He keeps at it for an entire weekend, struggling to find something he really likes.

He then stum... read more