I had sex with my second cousin, and now it's really awkward
I should have learnt my lesson with the first one.
Is it ok to sleep with a second cousin?
It must be, because the first one didn't seem to mind.
Is it okay to marry your second cousin? [xpost from /r/dadjokes]
Sure, as long as you're legally divorced from the first one.
My friend was freaking out when he found out that the girl he slept with last night might have been his second cousin.
I said, “If it upsets you that much, why keep count?”
What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?
She quits counting.
Two cousins go to the unemployment office.
They ask the first one what he does and he tells them “pilot”. They tell him they can get him a job immediately. They ask second cousin and he’s says “woodcutter” they tell him it may be difficult to place him because its not really a specialty. “Well you said you could get my cousin a job right awa...
First base with your second cousin three times on the fourth of July.
My mom’s cousin just had quintuplets!
Looks like I’ll have five second-cousins. Too bad she’s an anti-vaxxer, they might turn out to be five-second cousins.