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School Day Jokes

School days...

Teacher: If income tax is 20% and your dad earns $50,000, how much tax does he pay?

Kid: $100

Teacher: Let's try again. If income tax is 30% and your dad earns $100000, how much does he pay?

Kid: $100

Teacher: Alright, last try. If income tax is %50 and your dad earns $10...

It was bring your pet to school day

I brought my desert eagle

Here is a demotivating true story from my high school days.

I was obese in high school and there was this really hot girl, I had a huge crush on. During the two years of high school I asked her out around 4 times and every time she gave various reasons why we wouldn't work.

Then on the last day of high school, I...

School day

Son: I can’t go to school today.
Father: Why not?
Son: I don’t feel well
Father: Where don’t you feel well?
Son: In school!

My first original joke, from elementary school days: What do flies drink?

Fly swatter.

[OC] My kids seem to magically only get sick on school days...and quite a lot of them.

It's like they've got weekend immune systems.

I honestly prefer Brexit over being bullied in school day after day

Atleast I'd get pounded less

A first grade teacher is looking to kill a few minutes at the end of the school day.

She asks the kids if any one has an interesting story that happened with their family.

One kid stands up and blurts out, "Last week my uncle fell down the well"

The teacher gasps and asks "Is your uncle ok?"

"I think so", answers the kid.

" What do you mean?", said the te...

During my school days I was living on baked beans.

A house would probably have been a smarter option.

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A very sexist from my high school days

Person 1, "Your dishwasher stops working and like any good mechanic you hit it and tell it to get back to work, and it does. You return later to find dishes that are only half clean. Why?"
Person 2, "I have no clue."
Person 1, "You must have hit her in the eye."

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